The New Brighton Firm - Who wants in?

[Artois]

We can organise mass-runnings at games. Just like we did to the Donny....


TRIGGER is obviously our Leader and Godfather, with BOZZA being his right hand man.


Who else wants in? We need:

3 Generals
8 Captains
16 Lieutenants
Unlimited Ground Troops



Who wants what position then?

 

[Jason Speaks]

I'd rather be a battery commander.

 

[Lush]

Not me. It's a long way to New Brighton.

 

[Safeway]

Count me in. I'll chase the smaller members of the opposition and f*** 'em up the ARSE.

 

[Braders]

might as well

 

[Albion Rob]

I'll be a capo as I'm double HARD

 

[JJ McClure]

I'll bring the soup.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Is training available?

Will there be a nice costume? I think something warm would be sensible.

 

[chips and gravy]

How much are the shares for this new business venture? What security will I have for my investment?

 

[Titanic]

Will there be a nice costume? I think something warm would be sensible.

Burberry ??

 

[Soton Seagull]

Artois can be Rear Admiral

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Burberry ??

So last century.

Can't someone choose something contemporary out of the latest Littlewoods catalogue?

 

[Strike]

I am intrested in being a ground troop. Can I invest in the army shares as well just like chips and gravy?

 

[Titanic]

So last century.

Can't someone choose something contemporary out of the latest Littlewoods catalogue?

perhaps something from WorldChico.Com would be appropriate ?

 

[Braders]

dirty jeans are a def!

 

[METALMICKY]

I've just received my 'David Rhodes' letter from some silly bint in Seaford. Accordingly when my guaranteed £40,000 in tenners lands on the mat i'll finance the firm.

Will the firm be run along the lines of the 'Operation' run by those legends Doug & Dinsdale Piranha?

 

[lost in london]

I'll provide weak lemon squash for the troops.

 

[Easy 10]

Oooh, can I play ?
I'll print off some of my posts, bring them along and BORE them to death.

 

[Lush]

 

[Artois]

Oooh, can I play ?
I'll print off some of my posts, bring them along and BORE them to death.

Or you could shock them to death.

"Oi YOU, can you believe it? ROXANNE'S OUT!"