The mother-in-law Dilemma no 1

[Huple]

Now I'm not saying I am not fond of the old girl in a way but my dilemma is that I don't want her hanging around for ever. If she hangs on to her eighties or god forbid her nineties then the inheritance is not going to come to us so that we can blow it whilst we are still young enough to enjoy it. Yes a part of me thinks that maybe I am being a little hard here but couldnT bare to see it swallowed up in nursing home fees when I thinking of other ways of releasing it into other industries.
I,m not advocating skateboards at the top of her stairs or oiling up her linoleum on her kitchen floor but what do others think of the pangs I, feeling.
Are they guilt or just impatients ?
Be honest, you,ve all thought this haven,t you ?
She is late 60s and in poor health at the moment.

 

[Kumquat]

Think you need to reacquaint yourself with that patio of yours fella.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

I really hope she leaves it all to a cats home.

 

[MattBackHome]

Now I'm not saying I am not fond of the old girl in a way but my dilemma is that I don't want her hanging around for ever. If she hangs on to her eighties or god forbid her nineties then the inheritance is not going to come to us so that we can blow it whilst we are still young enough to enjoy it. Yes a part of me thinks that maybe I am being a little hard here but couldnT bare to see it swallowed up in nursing home fees when I thinking of other ways of releasing it into other industries.
I,m not advocating skateboards at the top of her stairs or oiling up her linoleum on her kitchen floor but what do others think of the pangs I, feeling.
Are they guilt or just impatients ?
Be honest, you,ve all thought this haven,t you ?
She is late 60s and in poor health at the moment.

Selfish cow.

 

[Zebedee]

I really hope she leaves it all to a cats home.

Poetic justice that.

 

[Deleted member 22389]

This is a wind up.

 

[brunswick]

just go and ask her for some money.

 

[Huple]

Poetic justice that.

She hates cats. She has a dog but it's on its last legs. Just wondering how it's death might affect her. And stop making me out to be heartless, I know what you,re doing.
Do others think like me ?

 

[NickBHAFC18]

Why don't you explain this to your wife?

 

[Huple]

Why don't you explain this to your wife?

She wouldn,t understand.

 

[Fungus]

It's not your money.

Earn your own.

End of.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Often when one partner dies the other follows pretty quick...... is mother in law not married? You might prefer her old man but popping him off might look less suspicious?

 

[Lush]

OK, read, my very slightly revised version and imagine it's your son or daughter in law saying this about you. Then take a good hard look at yourself.

"Now I'm not saying I am not fond of the old boy in a way but my dilemma is that I don't want him hanging around for ever. If he hangs on to his eighties or god forbid his nineties then the inheritance is not going to come to us so that we can blow it whilst we are still young enough to enjoy it. Yes a part of me thinks that maybe I am being a little hard here but couldnT bare to see it swallowed up in nursing home fees to help make him more comfortable in his final years of life when I thinking of other ways of releasing it into other industries.
I,m not advocating skateboards at the top of the old boys stairs or oiling up his linoleum on his kitchen floor but what do others think of the pangs I, feeling.
Are they guilt or just impatients ?
Be honest, you,ve all thought this haven,t you ?
He is late 60s and in poor health at the moment, poor old sod."

 

[KZNSeagull]

Reminds me of a story my father told me - he was chairman of the Sussex Housing Association for the Aged. When one of the tenants in an alms house died, having pleaded poverty for all of her life, hence living in an alms house, she left 1.5 million quid to the RNLI! Perhaps this was because her son in law was a greedy git, but I have no proof of this.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

The skateboard option. She always loved flying.

 

[Huple]

Often when one partner dies the other follows pretty quick...... is mother in law not married? You might prefer her old man but popping him off might look less suspicious?

I wasn't,t thinking of actually killing anyone but I see your point. He is very old. I wasn't, really after advice on the murders more an understanding of how others feel about getting their hands on the dosh.
But I will take on board your sentiments and the fact he likes gardening could open up some trains of thought.
Is it very dangerous to inhale certain weed killers ?

 

[cloud]

Is it very dangerous to inhale certain weed killers ?

Cyanide is much faster and easier. Sounds like you should be living in an Agatha Christie novel.

 

[SK1NT]

Now I'm not saying I am not fond of the old girl in a way but my dilemma is that I don't want her hanging around for ever. If she hangs on to her eighties or god forbid her nineties then the inheritance is not going to come to us so that we can blow it whilst we are still young enough to enjoy it. Yes a part of me thinks that maybe I am being a little hard here but couldnT bare to see it swallowed up in nursing home fees when I thinking of other ways of releasing it into other industries.
I,m not advocating skateboards at the top of her stairs or oiling up her linoleum on her kitchen floor but what do others think of the pangs I, feeling.
Are they guilt or just impatients ?
Be honest, you,ve all thought this haven,t you ?
She is late 60s and in poor health at the moment.

This has got to be a wind up... She only in her 60's you have a good few decades left with her...

Earn your own cash you heartless ponce...

 

[Randsta]

Offer to clean her kitchen ..floors often slippery when wet!

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Hope your missus divorces you before her mum pops it, then she can keep it all to herself.
Really hope you have no kids, if they think like you, once youve inherited the wad, you're on death row !!
Don't rely on others, make your own wealth.