[Politics] The Most useful things in a post apocalyptic world

[jasetheace]

With this lot in charge might be worth giving this some thought.

I am going to start with

a) Bicycles (plus puncture repair kits) and Horses. Only long term means of getting around.
b) Pencils. We will need to start writing again and I will be starting the first privateer postal service. First class will cost a can of corned beef.

Your additions please (max 2 each) and then we can all start planning...

 

[Stat Brother]

I guess they'll be no need for people to point out you can't have a post apocalyptic world.

 

[studio150]

1) basement full of bottled water
2) a large supply of tinned food

Alternatively hope I die when the first bomb falls

 

[studio150]

I guess they'll be no need for people to point out you can't have a post apocalyptic world.

Proving there will still be a need pedants

 

[Hamilton]

What is all this scaremongering? Jesus wept. Everyone just calm down a bit.

We've a match on Saturday!

 

[Honky Tonx]

Don't want to survive the Bomb. Just imagine living in a world full of Mutant knuckle dragging creatures. Oh, I've just described a scene from Selhurst Park.

 

[Stato]

On opening this thread, I got a Google Ad for a Portable Pet Car Seat:



How could you possibly survive in a Mad Max wasteland without one of those?

 

[Stato]

Also, if this question has been asked because of topical events, the most useful thing you'll need in a post apocalyptic world will be one of these:



Should be dated Saturday.

 

[Weststander]

Ray Mears, some matches, a knife and an axe. (For innocent purposes).

 

[Is it PotG?]

1) Tin openers a-plenty....to sell to the likes of [MENTION=20527]studio150[/MENTION]

2) Clean socks

 

[pearl]

1. Angora female goat
2. cans of beer/swiss army knife

 

[Brovion]

With this lot in charge might be worth giving this some thought.

I am going to start with

a) Bicycles (plus puncture repair kits) and Horses. Only long term means of getting around.
b) Pencils. We will need to start writing again and I will be starting the first privateer postal service. First class will cost a can of corned beef.

Your additions please (max 2 each) and then we can all start planning...

To quote the Newtown Neurotics "When the Oil Runs Out":

"What are you gonna do when cycling becomes a strain?"
And you need a drop of 3-in-1 on your bicycle chain?"

 

[MattBackHome]

the first privateer postal service.

That's a VERY dangerous choice of profession. Why would you do that?

 

[jasetheace]

1. Angora female goat
2. cans of beer/swiss army knife

Beer battered Roast Kid?

 

[Titanic]

NSC will still be working, right?

 

[Stato]

To quote the Newtown Neurotics "When the Oil Runs Out":

"What are you gonna do when cycling becomes a strain?"
And you need a drop of 3-in-1 on your bicycle chain?"

Now you're talking, but how am I going to play my copy of 'Kickstarting A Backfiring Nation'?

Altogether now 'Look At The Mess I'm In!'

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

1) basement full of bottled water
2) a large supply of tinned food

Alternatively hope I die when the first bomb falls

Slight alteration on yours:

1) Basement full of Vintage Champagne.
2) A large supply of Heinz Baked Beans.

All I need to avoid is farting and creating a second nuclear cloud

 

[Two Professors]

Tissues and tranquilisers for the poor snowflakes in Twatter withdrawal.

 

[A1X]

Being in close proximity to Bear Grylls

 

[jasetheace]

To quote the Newtown Neurotics "When the Oil Runs Out":

"What are you gonna do when cycling becomes a strain?"
And you need a drop of 3-in-1 on your bicycle chain?"

Can I swap it for 240 PG Tips? Cos you know what they say "Everything seems betta afta a cap o' rasie".