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The most annoying man on television



Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
72,392
Toss-up between HIM

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:tosser:

and THEM

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:tosser: :tosser: :tosser:
 




Jul 5, 2003
12,644
Chertsey
I met Dominic Littlewood on a train after the marathon - he was all over this girl who was at LEAST half his age and looking at everyone on the train with such a smug, dickheady face! He is really only about 5 foot too!
 


BensGrandad

New member
Jul 13, 2003
72,015
Haywards Heath
The thing that gets me about Dont get Done get Dom is that all he achieves is done entirely by the fact that he says he is from BBC TV so firms put things right. If you or I tried to get any satisfaction from the firms they would tell us to piss off.

So this is not an indication of what we could achieve by following his example.
 


Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
31,841
Uffern
I haven't recognised half the people mentioned on this thread and it's really annoying when people post pix and not say who they are - jeez, do some of you do nothing but watch TV all day?

As for the original question, Garth Crooks is a shite interviewer and Clarkson is a supreme dickhead (but easily avoidable) but I'd plump for Ainsley Harriott, a talentless no-mark who, unaccountably, is given air-time.
 


Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
Jeremy Kyle :tosser:

see i was reading this thread through and was about to put Gok Wan(ker) but yeah that bloke has got to be the biggest TWAT on the planet ... and when you think of some of the reality TV people that have been on telly , that takes some doing!!

arrogrant , cocky, loud , sarcastic knobhead

PLUS

it's unfair - he gets to shout at pikeys to sort themselves out and gets PAID for it :down: why can't I do that?
 




Simon Morgan

New member
Oct 30, 2004
6,065
Oxford
Jeremy Kyle is indeed a twat of the highest order. I just wish someone with half a brain cell was allowed to go on that show, so that they could outwit him. I hate the way he tries to make out that some 12-yr-old greasy layabout who takes drugs and has a kid on the way still has 'massive potential' and could do 'whatever they want'. He is an incredibly sexist presenter as well, with female-centred scenarios really the only ones on display. The show is an absolute disgrace, parading a bunch of freaks with dangerously stagnant lives. In my opinion, that show sums up everything that is wrong with society.
 


clapham_gull

Legacy Fan
Aug 20, 2003
25,883
I had the misfortune to switch over to a repeat of Jamie Olivers first series the other day and had forgotten how mind crushingly fake his whole persona was/is..

He was making steak "sarnies" for the removal men and I thought to myself that I'd been carrying in his cold play albums and ironic pinball machine I like to stuff one down his mockney cockney throat.
 
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vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,274
Graham Norton, Crap dress sense,nasal Oirish accent, short arse, nuff said
 




Lady Whistledown

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,645
Jeremy Kyle is indeed a twat of the highest order...... The show is an absolute disgrace, parading a bunch of freaks with dangerously stagnant lives. In my opinion, that show sums up everything that is wrong with society.

You will therefore be delighted to know, no doubt, that Mr Kyle recently dropped in on one of Brighton's finest estates- I won't name it at this time as I don't think it's been aired yet- in order to film some of the locals who've gone running to him with some "neighbours from hell" type story.

Watch this space :lolol:
 




Lady Whistledown

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,645
There's a guy who co-presents one of those morning property shows- don't know what it's called but it's the one where people buy houses at auction and the crew go back a year later to find, unexcitingly that the owner's done bugger all with it but it's worth £250.00 more than he paid for it.

No idea of his name but he's fairly stocky, quite well spoken, not remotely as funny as he thinks he is, and has a hairstyle that hasn't been seen on television since Bucks Fizz won Eurovision.

I want to know where they recruit no-mark presenters like him: is there some godforsaken cable DIY channel which is like a nursery for property show wannabes?
 






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