[Misc] The missus is away for 3 nights. What should I do?

[jakarta]

Listen to all the music she HATES at full volume on your Sound system?

In my case Can/Faust/Kraftwerk ...

 

[AmexRuislip]

Check for any hidden cameras

 

[birthofanorange]

Listen to all the music she HATES at full volume on your Sound system?

In my case Can/Faust/Kraftwerk ...

Krautrock fan? I never saw the appeal, tbh, but a fair few of my friends love it.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Too late.

Also inevitable.

Makes a change from being too early

 

[LamieRobertson]

Check for any hidden cameras

Mrs AR still got that one down the allotment…….dam that was supposed to be a secret

 

[AmexRuislip]

Mrs AR still got that one down the allotment…….dam that was supposed to be a secret

I know about that one

 

[studio150]

Change the locks

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Get your bike license. By a cheapo 125 and ride.

 

[dadams2k11]

A big bowl of finest Colombian and a couple of hookers obviously

A Henry of Charlie and the new Ukrainian lodger.

These was the first thing to come to my mind.

Her sister.

Then this second.

Smoke weed all day, eat bad food and do nothing

But would probably have a day like this for old times sake.

 

[papajaff]

Just remember to fold it in. Not cheating apparently.

(Fireman Dan)

 

[MJsGhost]

The easy answer is “whatever the f**k you want to do”.

It doesn’t matter whether or not it’s something that she would approve of if she’s around. Just take advantage of not having to worry about what someone else might want to do.

(This is in addition to having a w**k, obviously, but I see you’ve already got that covered)

 

[Guinness Boy]

Round up the elderly relatives, get firm dates for next social visits and book the Argentinian.

 

[The Wookiee]

Have a ****


(It was inevitable, sorry)

Early years of a relationship - always look forward to them coming home for a night of sex !
Later years of a relationship - always look forward to them going out so can indulge in a night of w@nking !

 

[jakarta]

Krautrock fan? I never saw the appeal, tbh, but a fair few of my friends love it.

An acquired taste it has to be said, you will end up listening to Philip Glass and Steve Reich...

 

[Mr Putdown]

Go…

Two days on the mayfly, beat two or below on Broadlands?

Stay at the Cromwell and get pissed with the keepers.

Then a gentle drive home, hang the waders, light a bergamot and orange posh candle - trust me it even hides the stench of bream slime - and enjoy your reunion together.

Hug her tightly, it’s important.

 

[birthofanorange]

An acquired taste it has to be said, you will end up listening to Philip Glass and Steve Reich...

Ha! They've gone down that hole and beyond.

 

[The Clamp]

Sell the house
Fake your own death
Live in Colombia

 

[Goldstone1976]

Two days on the mayfly, beat two or below on Broadlands?

Stay at the Cromwell and get pissed with the keepers.

Then a gentle drive home, hang the waders, light a bergamot and orange posh candle - trust me it even hides the stench of bream slime - and enjoy your reunion together.

Hug her tightly, it’s important.

Now that is utter genius. I will be seeing if I can do just that in the morning.

 

[Frankie]

Dust hoover clean all the skirting boards,clean the oven mow the lawn,buy some flowers on the 3rd day,I'll put a pound on her noticing the stray pube in the sink before she notices anything else.

 

[Machiavelli]

Day 1: Round up the elderly relatives, get firm dates for next social visits and book the Argentinian.
Day 2: elope with them to Umbria(?) for a wine 'tasting' in that industrial zone

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