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bha25

IN GUS WE TRUST !
Jan 9, 2010
210
Copthorne
waiting to get on to the platform some wanker from the met said " if you dont stop swearing none of you will get on the platform " what a mug ::facepalm::
 






Peteinblack

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jun 3, 2004
4,135
Bath, Somerset.
Obviously not enough serious crime to keep the police more usefully employed.
 




The Grockle

Formally Croydon Seagull
Sep 26, 2008
5,760
Dorset
The short policeman on the platform was a joker. You must have bumped into an arsehole, I was screaming obscenities at a chavy girl wearing big hoop earings and the copper on the platform didn’t batter an eyelid. Very funny evening.
 




severnside gull

Well-known member
May 16, 2007
24,825
By the seaside in West Somerset
Probably BTP and very reasonable.
Being a football fan doesn't give you the automatic right to inflict foul language on others so the occassional "tone it down" warning does no harm and presumably you heeded the advice .
 


severnside gull

Well-known member
May 16, 2007
24,825
By the seaside in West Somerset
The short policeman on the platform was a joker. You must have bumped into an arsehole, I was screaming obscenities at a chavy girl wearing big hoop earings and the copper on the platform didn’t batter an eyelid. Very funny evening.

ooh you ARE a big boy aren't you

when you grow up you'll probably get really brave and start hiting women instead of just swearing at them






prat
 


Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
Try standing on the platform with your kids and then moan about OB asking someone effing and blinding to tone it down a bit.

Obviously you are a kid yourself or you would'nt have bothered moaning about it...
 




hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
62,759
Chandlers Ford
Probably BTP and very reasonable.
Being a football fan doesn't give you the automatic right to inflict foul language on others so the occassional "tone it down" warning does no harm and presumably you heeded the advice .

Exactly. If you were swearing excessively, and a copper tells you to pipe down, he's is being perfectly reasonable. In fact he's doing his job.

A 'wanker' could have arrested the offender on the spot, should he really have wanted to.
 


keaton

Big heart, hot blood and balls. Big balls
Nov 18, 2004
9,972
Obviously not enough serious crime to keep the police more usefully employed.

I wasn't there but i'm guessing the policeman was trying to make sure football fans safely boarded a train? I don't think his role that evening was to wander the streets making sure people aren't swearing
 


zeemeeuw

Well-known member
Apr 8, 2006
763
Somerset
waiting to get on to the platform some wanker from the met said " if you dont stop swearing none of you will get on the platform " what a mug ::facepalm::

I'm with the police on this one too - why should other rail users have to listen to obsenities from drunken idiots?
 




Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
Believe it or not some people are offended by swearing in public and it's perfectly legit to ask the offenders to tone it down. From a crowd control point of view some less mature people can get themselves worked up when there is a lot of swearing etc, I think the ob call it potential for escalation or summat.
 


The Grockle

Formally Croydon Seagull
Sep 26, 2008
5,760
Dorset
Probably BTP and very reasonable.
Being a football fan doesn't give you the automatic right to inflict foul language on others so the occassional "tone it down" warning does no harm and presumably you heeded the advice .

Personally, for me football is an opportunity to act in a way I wouldn’t elsewhere this includes being a bit loud and obnoxious, however if my behavior causes offence to the general public or if the police asked me to tone I’d shut up without question.

My experience of the police is if you act like an arsehole you’ll be treated like one, with the exception of a few nazi’s most policeman are decent people who are prone to reacting to abuse or rudeness.
 






Superphil

Dismember
Jul 7, 2003
25,679
In a pile of football shirts
Swearing is big and clever of course, it's such a shame the "met" wanted to stop you doing it, Blair out. :facepalm:

We had the missfortune last night to be stood by a family (I assume it was a family) the father swore non stop, kept congratulating himself for [thinking he had] starting chants (all were full of profanities, "Hate Palace/Shit Fans/No-one there/etc") and encouraged his pretty, but chavy, daughter to sing them too. There was also a boy with them, could have been no more than 10 or 12, in school uniform, was jumping up and down on his seat giving it "let's go f***ing mental" amongst other delightful ditties. Oh the pride he must have given his dad.
 
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poidy

Well-known member
Aug 3, 2009
1,849
Watching some 50 odd years old man getting a bollocking on the platform by the old bill for swearing at them charlton kids made me giggle. that copper made him look about 2ft tall.Funny though. Although saying that the old bill did appear to be quite heavy handed tonight
 


The Grockle

Formally Croydon Seagull
Sep 26, 2008
5,760
Dorset
ooh you ARE a big boy aren't you

when you grow up you'll probably get really brave and start hiting women instead of just swearing at them






prat


Don’t be such a fool, the abuse was flying across from both platforms I think it’s called banter.

I don’t take kindly to being labeled a women beater either purely on the basis of singing some songs to rival football fans, if you met me you’d realise I’m a decent law abiding citizen who simply enjoys a bit of banter at a football match.

Women beater, you f***ing idiot.
 




Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
Women beater, you f***ing idiot.


OI! TONE IT DOWN!!!

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Gritt23

New member
Jul 7, 2003
14,902
Meopham, Kent.
From a slightly different perspective, I was stood on the opposite platform last night, and it was a pretty childish, embarrassing rabble of Brighton fans screaming abuse and looking all double-'ard inviting a fight when they have the safety net of the track between them.

Obviously, I'm usually stood amongst that, but you don't appreciate just how pathetic it looks until you are facing it. I'm quite sure there was an element of Charlton fans provoking it and being equally purile, but are we really too childish to just rise above the taunts and ignore them. Let's sing about winning, let's celebrate a victory.

Also, just an observation, when we sing "you're too ugly to be gay" are we deliberately doing it with the most contorted, and let's face it UGLY faces we can possibly pull?
 


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