[Albion] The Magnificent Seven

[CaptainDaveUK]

Having analysed some important stats, using some very advanced techniques, I am delighted to announce that, over the festive season, the mighty Albion will be serving up a set of results that will astound us all. I’ve gone over the figures again and again and keep getting the same result. I predict, over the next seven matches, starting with Southampton at home and ending with Wolves at home, that we are going to get 19 out of a possible 21 points. It’s so exciting, I’m going to buy a month’s Sky pass. I just can’t wait for all the games to begin.

 

[Algernon]

"Medic"

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

It's never too late to abandon ship, Captain.

 

[rogersix]

breathe into the bag, sir

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Merry Christmas, everyone

(somebody's been on the Bailey's already, it appears)

 

[Bodian]

Which one do we draw?

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Having analysed some important stats, using some very advanced techniques, I am delighted to announce that, over the festive season, the mighty Albion will be serving up a set of results that will astound us all. I’ve gone over the figures again and again and keep getting the same result. I predict, over the next seven matches, starting with Southampton at home and ending with Wolves at home, that we are going to get 19 out of a possible 21 points. It’s so exciting, I’m going to buy a month’s Sky pass. I just can’t wait for all the games to begin.

Hey Captain, how the hell do you reckon we will drop 2 points, are you nuts man.

 

[CaptainDaveUK]

Which one do we draw?

It’s a very complicated system, so I’m not sure.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

I'd be happy with 4 points from the next 2 games...

5 straight wins after that is just too much icing on the cake !

 

[blue-shifted]

Having analysed some important stats, using some very advanced techniques, I am delighted to announce that, over the festive season, the mighty Albion will be serving up a set of results that will astound us all. I’ve gone over the figures again and again and keep getting the same result. I predict, over the next seven matches, starting with Southampton at home and ending with Wolves at home, that we are going to get 19 out of a possible 21 points. It’s so exciting, I’m going to buy a month’s Sky pass. I just can’t wait for all the games to begin.

Do those advanced techniques involve depriving the brain of oxygen temporarily?

 

[CaptainDaveUK]

Do those advanced techniques involve depriving the brain of oxygen temporarily?

The techniques are revolutionary but very new. I’m not at liberty to disclose them until the new year, after the first set of results.

 

[BNthree]

"I'll have whatever he's drinking, please"

 

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

Having analysed some important stats, using some very advanced techniques, I am delighted to announce that, over the festive season, the mighty Albion will be serving up a set of results that will astound us all. I’ve gone over the figures again and again and keep getting the same result. I predict, over the next seven matches, starting with Southampton at home and ending with Wolves at home, that we are going to get 19 out of a possible 21 points. It’s so exciting, I’m going to buy a month’s Sky pass. I just can’t wait for all the games to begin.

I reckon you are right.
Let's do this.

 

[vagabond]

Same again?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Having analysed some important stats, using some very advanced techniques, I am delighted to announce that, over the festive season, the mighty Albion will be serving up a set of results that will astound us all. I’ve gone over the figures again and again and keep getting the same result. I predict, over the next seven matches, starting with Southampton at home and ending with Wolves at home, that we are going to get 19 out of a possible 21 points. It’s so exciting, I’m going to buy a month’s Sky pass. I just can’t wait for all the games to begin.

Well this prediction is going tremendously well so far, Dave

 

[essbee1]

Well this prediction is going tremendously well so far, Dave

Let's hope he steers a bloody boat better than he predicts football matches. The man's an idiot

 

[Medwayseagull]

If he was put in charge of the " tracker" predictions he could cause absolute panic amongst some on here.

 

[Gabbafella]

Maybe he got the numbers round the wrong way and we're actually going to drop 19 points.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Probably get better predictions from Boatymcboatface than the Captain

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Let's hope he steers a bloody boat better than he predicts football matches. The man's an idiot

He's certainly no Captain Sensible