The last straw - I'm tearing up my season ticket

[DTES]

Now now Marvin, let's not turn every thread into an anti-The Office campaign. I like it (although not as much as many), but I still appreciated LI's dig at the trolls.

 

[marvin]

Now now Marvin, let's not turn every thread into an anti-The Office campaign. I like it (although not as much as many), but I still appreciated LI's dig at the trolls.

And that reply was directly aimed at one person, they know who they are.

 

[El Presidente]

Too late DTES, Marv has gone back to watching his DVD of 'The Chuckle Brothers v Cannon and Ball Tag Wrestling'

 

[Beach Hut]

Marvin loves the office we all know that

 

[Spicy]

I have never met the Irish one Spicy, but his thread was a classic FG/Ernest style rant with tongue firmly in cheek.

Sometimes on NSC we take things a little too literally, I suggest you have a bottle of wine, a radox bath and a cheese and mushroom pasty to chill out on this excellent day for the Albion.

I think it is probably that I am fairly new to the board - I tend not to read all the rants or enter into the petty arguments and I am glad not to have been the only one to misunderstand. The bath is running, the wine is chilling, now where can I put that cheese and onion pasty without it getting wet!!

 

[Kent Seagull]

How the hell did anyone take London Irish seriously? I thought that was a classic piss take of FG.

Nice one

 

[Hilton]

Nice one!

 

[John Dorian]

i dont know him and could tell that he was joking!
"Why didn't I join those sensible people and watch the game in the pub instead of that hopeless soulless running track where there was no singing at all of "Falmer", "Sussex by the Sea" and "top of the league, you're 'avina a larf". Frankly, I've had enough and will be only watching the Albion now at away games televised at a convenient moment when "I'm a celebrity..." isn't on"
hes taking the piss out of people who moan about the atmosphere,and fair weather fans
i say good on that man
and yes it is irony
are you lot thick or just american?

american................. erm , no british.

 

[Bobby's Gull]

I thought it was class and funny and if you didn't get it then you are thick, and need to look up irony and satire etc.


Well played LI.

 

[Early Doors]

This is a translation for those that don't speak Irony/piss take

''Well what a pile of crap that was! Magoo you haven't a clue you ****. You've embarassed us in front of the entire TV nation. ''

To those of you who have judged MM too early, where are you now??

''Let's face reality - we are just not good enough and have to write off the rest of this season, let's sit back and enjoy our drift down to mid-table mediocrity. We are just not good enough to compete at the top of the division and we need to sit down right now and make a list of players who are shit and we have to get rid of at the reason of the season, if not before, unless that **** Dick Tight hasn't already given them 5-year contracts. We need a huge clear-out and the sooner the better. ''

We just beat the runaway league leaders 2-1.

''Why the feck hasn't that Oatway been rumbled yet, he couldn't even cut in Division 3 and what the hell does Coco have to do to get dropped.''

Charlie and Ben played well didn't they?


Why didn't I join those sensible people and watch the game in the pub instead of that hopeless soulless running track where there was no singing at all of "Falmer", "Sussex by the Sea" and "top of the league, you're 'avina a larf".

I'm damn glad I went to the match. It was a top night.

''Frankly, I've had enough and will be only watching the Albion now at away games televised at a convenient moment when "I'm a celebrity..." isn't on. I'm sure all the sensible people on NSC who don't have their head in the clouds about the dire direction Magoo and Tight are taking this club in will wish to join me in these heart-felt sentiments. ''

Jordan's tits are very big aren't they?

 

[John Dorian]

And that reply was directly aimed at one person, they know who they are.

me ?

 

[Braders]

....or spicy

 

[London Irish]

Since I made my original statement at the top of this thread, I have been contacted by the office of some **** of a unionist judge to say that he regards the unfounded statements I made against the management of Albion as a very grave and serious matter.

On reflection, I now accept that the allegations I made against Mr Knight and Mr McGhee were wholly untrue and I apologise unreservedly to them.

My downfall was that I based my statement on a single source who claimed to be an expert in his field, but in fact turned out to be some gobshite who can't even tie his shoelaces properly. My source, a Mr FG, has since tragically committed suicide by disappearing up his own arse.

In order to restore public confidence in such a venerable British media institution as North Stand Chat, I have decided to take the honourable course and I have reluctantly offered my resignation to the mods, which they have accepted.

I hope this now draws a line under this sad episode, particularly if it is drawn in nice colours with one of those whizzy felt-tipped pens.

 

[El Presidente]

Sorry LI, apologies only accepted in glitter pens these days at mod towers

 

[Lord Bracknell]

IT wes the sPpelin wat give yuo awaiy, Oirish.

 

[Yorkie]

How the hell did anyone take London Irish seriously? I thought that was a classic piss take of FG.

Nice one

Good stuff LI

 

[Curious Orange]

I'm confused!?!

Who was being ironic again?

And about what?

 

[Lush]

Anyway...MoM Charlie Oatway. Closely followed by Adam Virgo.

 

[Turkey]

I can't believed people thought he was serious.

Made me laugh!

All those sods who have no confidence in us - ha ha - you just missed the best atmosphere and game at Withdean for a long time!

SEAGULLS!!

 

[Gwylan]

Great post LI, made me laugh.

And Turkey's right - those people who opted out of going to Withdean missed a treat. Best home game/atmosphere since Reading in the promotion season IMO.