The last straw - I'm tearing up my season ticket

[London Irish]

Well what a pile of crap that was! Magoo you haven't a clue you ****. You've embarassed us in front of the entire TV nation. Let's face reality - we are just not good enough and have to write off the rest of this season, let's sit back and enjoy our drift down to mid-table mediocrity. We are just not good enough to compete at the top of the division and we need to sit down right now and make a list of players who are shit and we have to get rid of at the reason of the season, if not before, unless that **** Dick Tight hasn't already given them 5-year contracts. We need a huge clear-out and the sooner the better. Why the feck hasn't that Oatway been rumbled yet, he couldn't even cut in Division 3 and what the hell does Coco have to do to get dropped. Why didn't I join those sensible people and watch the game in the pub instead of that hopeless soulless running track where there was no singing at all of "Falmer", "Sussex by the Sea" and "top of the league, you're 'avina a larf". Frankly, I've had enough and will be only watching the Albion now at away games televised at a convenient moment when "I'm a celebrity..." isn't on. I'm sure all the sensible people on NSC who don't have their head in the clouds about the dire direction Magoo and Tight are taking this club in will wish to join me in these heart-felt sentiments.

 

[TSB]

omg i thought you were serious at first!
LMAO

 

[Spicy]

What a load of rubbish you write, London Irish. The Albion doesn't need fans like you so why don't you p*ss off.

 

[Spicy]

omg i thought you were serious at first!
LMAO

Strange sense of humour.

 

[John Dorian]

are you being a complete dickhead london ? that performance was great given the circumstances that we were playing the top of the league side in the crap conditiions. and what about charlie oatway ... he had one of the best games i've seen him in for ages.

p*ss off London Irish.

 

[perseus]

MOM v Plymouth = Charlie Oatway

 

[Braders]

MOM v plymouth = Knight

 

[Early Doors]

mmmmmm....seems some people don't do irony!!!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

You are either:

1. Clinically insane
2. A total wanker
3. On Hard drugs
4. A Palace or Reading fan
5. All of the above

Now boil your head in a vat of oil.

 

[John Dorian]

mmmmmm....seems some people don't do irony!!!

can I ask how the hell is that Irony ?

 

[John Dorian]

I think he is being sarcastic at the expense of those of us who dare to say we're not a cross between France and Real Madrid.

at the end of the day, why did he write all that shite then ? we were the best team on the day and if he dosent want his season ticket ill flaming well have it.

 

[John Dorian]

MOM Vs. Plymouth : Chalie Oatway. I think he was everywhere and derserved to be man of the match.

 

[El Presidente]

Nice one Irish

That one flew over the heads of many, I would hate to think how they would cope with a copy of Private Eye or Viz

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

It is the lowest form of wit. Apart from Basil Fawlty of course.

 

[Spicy]

You have to know someone to appreciate their sense of humour, El Presidente, and you obviously know London Irish. You should not condemn the rest of us though for standing up for the team we love. In other circumstances you would do the same, would you not?

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

You have to know someone to appreciate their sense of humour, El Presidente, and you obviously know London Irish. You should not condemn the rest of us though for standing up for the team we love. In other circumstances you would do the same, would you not?

I don't know London Irish, but I took it for a given that his post was sarcasm aimed at certain members of this board. We get posts like that from people that really mean it everytime we have a bad result.

It made me laugh anyway.

 

[El Presidente]

I have never met the Irish one Spicy, but his thread was a classic FG/Ernest style rant with tongue firmly in cheek.

Sometimes on NSC we take things a little too literally, I suggest you have a bottle of wine, a radox bath and a cheese and mushroom pasty to chill out on this excellent day for the Albion.

 

[TSB]

i dont know him and could tell that he was joking!
"Why didn't I join those sensible people and watch the game in the pub instead of that hopeless soulless running track where there was no singing at all of "Falmer", "Sussex by the Sea" and "top of the league, you're 'avina a larf". Frankly, I've had enough and will be only watching the Albion now at away games televised at a convenient moment when "I'm a celebrity..." isn't on"
hes taking the piss out of people who moan about the atmosphere,and fair weather fans
i say good on that man
and yes it is irony
are you lot thick or just american?

 

[DTES]

Come on people. I don't know London Irish, but as soon as I started reading that I instantly knew it was a dig at the constant moaners on here. How can you not see it, especially the comment about no singing at all of "top of the league, having a laugh". And the "I'm a Celebrity" comment.

Be interesting to see how Ernest/FG/Berkshire reply to it...

 

[marvin]

are you lot thick or just american?

No they are fans of the office so cannot recognise humour without a map and a guide.

For those who like the office that was sarcasm.