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The I HATE Haloween thread.



algie

The moaning of life
Jan 8, 2006
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In rehab
I HATE Haloween. What a crock of SHIT it is. Loads of young chavs and pikeys banging on your door from 5pm - 10pm whilst you are trying to have a quiet night in watching the X Factor.

Any kid that knocks on the door of Spielberg Towers tomorrow evening will have my Golden Retriever set on them.

:US::US:

Is there anything you do like apart from Susan Boyle?
 




Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
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Insel affe

HellBilly
Feb 23, 2009
24,335
Brighton factually.....
In detroit were the old lady is from they have devils night the night before ............which is chaos and people have died. Which makes anything our little grubs get up to no where near as bad, count your lucky stars there not as bad as the states yet.
 

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DerbyGull

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Mar 5, 2008
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Notts
You bunch of sad old gits, it's only once a year, where's your spirit.

No wonder there's chavs stabbing people if this is the reception they get.

You're supposed to hug a chav, not set your dog on them.

Well if you get stabbed, or petrol bombed, don't say i didn't advise you

:thumbsup:
 


Uncle Spielberg

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You bunch of sad old gits, it's only once a year, where's your spirit.

No wonder there's chavs stabbing people if this is the reception they get.

You're supposed to hug a chav, not set your dog on them.

Well if you get stabbed, or petrol bombed, don't say i didn't advise you

:thumbsup:

The reception they will get it an attack from Harold and a clip around the ear from me. :tantrum:
 






Uncle Spielberg

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I am thinking of electricuting the front door tomorrow evening. Anyone know of a good electrican ?.
 






Uncle Spielberg

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Uncle Spielberg

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The Barking dogs name is HAROLD ???? what kind of name is that for a dog ? who is he named after ? King Harold ?

Harold The Great is his full title but I prefer to call him Harry.
 






Don Quixote

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Nov 4, 2008
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You bunch of sad old gits, it's only once a year, where's your spirit.

No wonder there's chavs stabbing people if this is the reception they get.

You're supposed to hug a chav, not set your dog on them.

Well if you get stabbed, or petrol bombed, don't say i didn't advise you

:thumbsup:

Seriously mate, I actually hope they don't come round my house. I will be put behind bars if they do...
 


Insel affe

HellBilly
Feb 23, 2009
24,335
Brighton factually.....
Its a HUGE invasion of my privacy. I find the whole charade reprehensible.

Uncle you have a dog called Harlod/harry a gerbil, You like X factor support Brighton, Dont like kids coming round for halloween & moan about nearly everything under the sun also drink whiskey on your own and then wonder why you aint meet the right women yet :lol:

Good luck with all that :lol:
 


Uncle Spielberg

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Uncle you have a dog called Harlod/harry a gerbil, You like X factor support Brighton, Dont like kids coming round for halloween & moan about nearly everything under the sun also drink whiskey on your own and then wonder why you aint meet the right women yet :lol:

Good luck with all that :lol:

You calling me a loser :lolol:.

Seriously I DON'T WANT ANOTHER WOMAN, EVER. HEADFUCKS THE LOT OF THEM. :censored:
 




Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..
Cheshire Police issue posters to tell trick or treaters in Halton whether they are welcome or not - Runcorn and Widnes Weekly News

http://www.cheshire.police.uk/uploads/halloween_yes_no_a5_flyers_2009.pdf

Cheshire Police drafts in mounted officers from North Wales force for Mischief Night in Widnes - Runcorn and Widnes Weekly News

CHESHIRE police have drafted in mounted officers from North Wales as they gear up for one of their most hectic nights of the year.

The night of October 30 traditionally results in more calls to police in Widnes than any other night in the Hallowe’en and Bonfire Night period.

Last year yobs overturned cars and officers were called to deal with a string of anti-social offences.

Inspector Simon Blackwell said: “Planning for Mischief Night started months ago and there has been a lot of work going on behind the scenes to ensure that everything runs as smoothly as possible.”

The operation began on Monday this week and saw officers visiting past victims and offenders.

On Mischief Night itself the police operation will focus on a number of key areas in Widnes that are known blackspots for anti-social behaviour and criminal damage.

Two mounted officers from North Wales Police will also be patrolling the town centre on the night.

Inspector Sharon Case, of Widnes Neighbourhood Policing Unit, said: “Youngsters need to think about their actions as they could quite easily run the risk of being given an on-the-spot fine, arrested and, in the most serious cases, charged with an offence – the consequences of which could last a lifetime”

Sean Henshaw, Cheshire Fire and Rescue group manager for Halton, added: “Our firefighters will be patrolling the Hough Green area and we will also have our outreach vehicle there and will be speaking to young people.

“I would urge residents to report any suspicious behaviour to us or Cheshire police.”
 






Willow

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Jul 6, 2003
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Didcot
It's for kids, US, you grumpy old sod!

My 4yo has been looking forward to tomorrow for WEEKS. She has a halloween party to go to and they will be trick or treating some of their friends addresses. No harm done.
 






Uncle Spielberg

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