The I HATE Haloween thread.

[Uncle Spielberg]

I HATE Haloween. What a crock of SHIT it is. Loads of young chavs and pikeys banging on your door from 5pm - 10pm whilst you are trying to have a quiet night in watching the X Factor.

Any kid that knocks on the door of Spielberg Towers tomorrow evening will have my Golden Retriever set on them.

:US::US:

 

[auschr]

I hate how Haloween is used an excuse for women to dress like total slags

 

[Safe.]

I'm not a fan of haloween, find it boring.

 

[Kick Ass Minton]

Im looking forward to my first US Haloween.... They go crazy over here

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Its the Yanks fault.

 

[Insel affe]

Loads of young chavs and pikeys banging on your door

I thought you lived in southwick ..............Not Croydon

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The whole premise is wrong. I as a complete stranger have the right to knock on your door at all hours and DEMAND something from you or I will Egg your windows or sratch your Car. Its not right. The Police should BAN it. If I were a parent I would forbid my kids to join in.

 

[Kick Ass Minton]

Those damn Yanks...

 

[Don Quixote]

I am sticking my BULLDOG outside my FRONT door and if anyone comes near my house she will KILL them.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

If anyone knock on my door I'll give them a trick.













A f***ing big THWACK around the face.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Anyone trick or treating round here get the hosepipe turned on them

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I am sticking my BULLDOG outside my FRONT door and if anyone comes near my house she will KILL them.

Thats the idea.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I just want to watch the Albion lose in the afternoon and then relax and watch the X Factor with a glass of whisky without a rabble of unruly kids banging on my door every 5 minutes.

 

[auschr]

There is nothing fun about funsize

 

[Kick Ass Minton]

X Factor ? Blasphemy

Whisky = Good

 

[SeagullRic]

Stupid Americanised night. I don't mind it when its little kids, but when you get a 16 year old knocking on your door, with no mask or costume on and asking for sweets/ money, its f***ing annoying.

 

[Insel affe]

Any kid that knocks on the door of Spielberg Towers tomorrow evening will have my Golden Retriever set on them.

But uncle you vicous Golden Retriever has turned

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Taken on Southwick seafront last weekend.

http://k43.pbase.com/v3/82/573582/2/45619082.viciousyawn.jpg

 

[Lord Bracknell]

When I was a kid in Leeds, we had Mischievous Night. It involved the same banging on doors as Hallowe'en, but the kids had the good grace to run away before the door was opened.

 

[Insel affe]

Taken on Southwick seafront last weekend.

If you were behind the camera there uncle it seems your not that popular with your own dogs by the looks of that