The greatest first line to a song ever?

[The Modfather]

Looks like we have another C86 thread

 

[Lord Bracknell]

They’re selling postcards of the hanging, they’re painting the passports brown ...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate, will nature make a man of me yet?

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said, I'd like to, smash every tooth in your head.

The rain falls hard, on a humdrum town...


Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your clothes were stolen...

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour

Oh mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head

Bit of a theme here.

 

[scooter1]

I am an anti Christ, I am an anarchist, don't know what I want, but I know how to get it
I wanna destroy the passers by

 

[The Modfather]

Bit of a theme here.

You missed 'I will be in the bar with my head on the bar'

 

[tinycowboy]

Looks like we have another C86 thread

I objected, when they took it away from here.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

You missed 'I will be in the bar with my head on the bar'

Bugger! So I did

 

[tinycowboy]

You know it really won't surprise me if you're a wreck by the age of fourteen

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Monica and naughty Billy
Got together something silly now
Holy wars out of lusty minutes
Another Cuban cigar crisis

Honestly, do we need to know
If he really came inside her mouth?

 

[BN9 BHA]

Plaistow Patricia by Ian Dury & the Blockheads

Winner.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I objected, when they took it away from here.

You are literally seconds ahead of me. I was debating between that and 'When I first saw you something stirred within me...'

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I just wish my life could be as strange as a conspiracy

 

[Normal Rob]

And now, the end is near. And so I face the final curtain.

is my second favourite.

 

[joeinbrighton]

I pictured a rainbow. You held it in your hands.

 

[joeinbrighton]

Sup up your beer and collect your fags. There's a row going on down near Slough.

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

Cutie the bomb

Met her at a beauty salon

 

[Ceej]

Wake up Maggie, I think I've got something to say to you.

 

[Don Quixote]

I read the news today, oh boy.

 

[Tarpon]

I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving,
England is mine and it owes me a living.

 

[Garage_Doors]

I ****ed a sheep and I have ****ed a goat , I had my cock right down its throat.

Not the first line granted, but worth a mention.