The excitement is REALLY REALLY Building now!!!!

[Dave the OAP]

Just a few more days to the final Harry Potter Book



So....whatcha recon

1. harry Kills Voldemort and marries Hermiony
2. harry kills voldemort, gets killed himself along with Ron and hermioneeee
3. voldemort kills harry and ron, but is killed by aunt petunia
4. everyone dies and the world is left with millions of traumarised adults and children alike.

or we go an see the power rangers movie instead

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

are you a big kid Dave

 

[Dave the OAP]

are you a big kid Dave

yeah well.......

live life to the full...you never know how long you have got mate.


The cemetary is full of miserable old buggers

 

[Marshy]

Surely Harry kills Voldermort, Ron marries Hermione and Harry takes on his demi god status and shags everything that moves while getting pissed and having a general good time ?

 

[Braders]

i have a theory surrounding the fact that Voldermort has the souls of Harrys mum and dad pocessed in him , so Harry draws short of killing him and somehow it turns out a happy ending with the three of them reunited

or something like that at least

 

[Seagullible]

voldermort kills Harry, Ron and hermione but is then killed by Optimus Prime keeping both Dave and US happy

 

[Superphil]

are you a big kid Dave

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I can think of a few scenarios involving Hermione which might please a few people on here...

 

[Dave the OAP]

i have a theory surrounding the fact that Voldermort has the souls of Harrys mum and dad pocessed in him , so Harry draws short of killing him and somehow it turns out a happy ending with the three of them reunited

or something like that at least

that has just made me cry. What a superb ending....BUT JK has said she doesnt want anyone doing spinnoffs, so I dont see how he can remain alive

 

[El Presidente]

When is it due out?

 

[El Presidente]

I can think of a few scenarios involving Hermione which might please a few people on here...

Pics? Vids?

 

[Dave the OAP]

around the 17th July ish....I think the film ( 5th?) comes out before

 

[Brighton Breezy]

My mate taught Hermione the drums.

 

[Dave the OAP]

My mate taught Hermione the drums.

Is that a doubel entendre?

 

[Brighton Breezy]

He wishes...

 

[Man of Harveys]

My mate taught Hermione the drums.

It it safe by now to wish to tap out a quick shuffle on her bongos? *runs away*

 

[Storer68]

who is hary potter?

 

[Dave the OAP]

It it safe by now to wish to tap out a quick shuffle on her bongos? *runs away*

.

...I was going to suggest he said " come and bang on this one "......

*runs away after MOH, sniggering*

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I don't know everyone loves Harry Potter films about a boy Wizard and spells and dragons loved by 5 year olds and my thread about arse kicking, mother fecking, awesome robots in disguise, protect and destory robots having the mother of all battles on earth with many dead, many cars blown up and lots of damage done is derided for being a kid's film

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

I don't know everyone loves Harry Potter films about a boy Wizard and spells and dragons loved by 5 year olds and my thread about arse kicking, mother fecking, awesome robots in disguise, protect and destory robots having the mother of all battles on earth with many dead, many cars blown up and lots of damage done is derided for being a kid's film

Innit!