The evil bastard at work...

[Dave the OAP]

Has a Christmas Song CD playing ( and I cant find the power button!!!!) and at the moment its playing Band Aid 2, the remix......not the original and it is TRULY SHITE!!!!!

 

[bhafc4eva]

Don't worry about a power button a hammer should shut it up!

 

[Mr Blobby]

Just sing along in your loudest voice and I am sure they will soon turn it off!

They may even send you home for making working conditions unbearable!

 

[Bigtomfu]

Thanks you have just reminded me to whack on my christmas play list on the ipod and then leave the office. Think I will start with Misteltoe and Wine, the least they deserve today.

Suckers.

 

[csider]

I have tried to work with the radio off due to all the shit xmas songs on, seeing as I hate xmas. Tempted fate and tuned into juice...........only to hear East 17, Stay Now........Arghhhhh!!!!

 

[Mendoza]

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid.......

 

[Dave the OAP]

Rocking around the Christmas Tree on now


WTF is Pumpkin Pie?

 

[Monkster]

Has a Christmas Song CD playing ( and I cant find the power button!!!!) and at the moment its playing Band Aid 2, the remix......not the original and it is TRULY SHITE!!!!!

Try listening to Pete Waterman's Hit factory version from 1989 ....that sir is SHITE

 

[Nibble]

Rocking around the Christmas Tree on now


WTF is Pumpkin Pie?

Pumpkin Pie is a euphamism for when you eat a girls poo, then you poo her poo out while wanking at the same time she is getting buggered by three men at once who are all pooing into her mouth. She eats the poo that is made up of her poo that I have pood and then poos out the three mens poo and my poo that is made up of her poo and my poo. When she has eaten all the poo she blows all three of us and poos all our poo that is made up of her poo mixed with my poo and all our jiz and the poos it into your mouth.

It is either that or a pie made of pumpkins. Not sure which one.

 

[Chicken Run]

Try listening to Pete Waterman's Hit factory version from 1989 ....that sir is SHITE

I think sir thats the version he is talking about

 

[Monkster]

I think sir thats the version he is talking about

Soz doodz...was having an Adrie moment....

 

[Titanic]

...with dogs on the fire and kids in hte tree...

 

[Dave the OAP]

...with dogs on the fire and kids in hte tree...

There is now Cliff Richard......

 

[Titanic]

not that Lords prayer/Auld langs sine trite drivel, is it ? enough to make yuou

 

[Dave the OAP]

not that Lords prayer/Auld langs sine trite drivel, is it ? enough to make yuou

i am afraid so...pass the bucket

 

[Dave the OAP]

Rudoplf the red nose reindeer - Burl Ives now

 

[Titanic]

cue smoke machine, vaseline on the lenses, little kids in fluffy jumpers... and Sir Peter Pan all teeth and hairspray warbling his warm vomit straight into your subconcioius brain.

 

[Tooting Gull]

In Tescos today there was the 'Saviours Day' and 'Mistletoe and Wine' double-header - back-to-back Cliff torture. Can anyone beat that?

 

[Titanic]

In Tescos today there was the 'Saviours Day' and 'Mistletoe and Wine' double-header - back-to-back Cliff torture. Can anyone beat that?

Did you complain to the european court f human rughts ?

 

[Simster]

In Tescos today there was the 'Saviours Day' and 'Mistletoe and Wine' double-header - back-to-back Cliff torture. Can anyone beat that?

I think the phrase you're looking for here is "thread closed".