That's the spirit.
I know.
It's so f**king frustrating football is pretty much the definition of cheats prosper.
The thought of governing a sport that can create moments like that, and pretty much legislating it out is beyond comprehension.
All those flailing legs, Sockboy would have tumbled and nobody would have batted an eyelid.
Sockie himself can do that to the opposition but doesn't - why?
Because cheats prosper, in football.
Just imagine being able to do that - but don't do it.