The only way they know how...
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... Sign a 17 year old keeper.
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... Sign a 17 year old keeper.

Why are we wasting money on young prospects when we need a striker NOW!
I think that's the appropriate response
Exactly.
He's probably on about £500 a week.
Imagine who we could get for that.
Before a full meltdown, I'll need to see a highlight video, FIFA stats and photo of his mum.
A 17 year old keeper puts us firmly in GILF territory.
I did consider that would be appropriate considering NSC's demographics but, as a sprightly under-40, I'll stick with the MILFs for now.
You two having a private conversation or can anyone join in?
Perfect planning for the 2023-2024 season when BBS has left us to play Premier League football, the Dutch stick insect has gone back to FC Emmen and Jason Steel is playing for Wycombe.
I hope the club stock unusual sized gloves.
Watch out.