The Cardinal's Campaign

[Lankyseagull]

Seems to have lost momentum - I demand answers!

What's happening Campaign Manager (Mr. Mondays)?

I know there was a meeting of "minds" with the Director of Logistics in a local hostelry last Saturday evening (as is evident from Mr. Arthur's avatar). I assumed this was to discuss direction for the campaign. Perhaps the stingo and port fed stilton got in the way of the agenda?!

If none of the above is correct, I'll blame McGhee!

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Good Morning Lankyseagull,

Was I at the meeting in the local hostelry ?

Do you still have the amsterdam hat?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Not helped that Tufty was having a set too with an entire hunt for blocking his lawn mower, so the campaign had to be put on hold...

 

[Lankyseagull]

Good Morning Lankyseagull,

Was I at the meeting in the local hostelry ?

Do you still have the amsterdam hat?

Ah Mr. Stinkers!

Yes, I believe you popped by after a meeting in Buxted Harbour to discuss shipping movements.

As for the hat, I think it made it's own way back to Amsterdam.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Fear not! It is all still going to plan. There will be a big push soon and look at for regional and national events as the candidate tours the country drumming up support.

He is heading for East London tomorrow. This is cunning as Brighton are actually playing West Ham which is miles away, which will obviously give him a chance to pass out on the district line and tour the city and South West London gaining support.

There is always the chance of some part of the journey involving a thameslink train which will obviously see the message spread up through Bedfordshire, possibly even to Flitwick, where we know there is a hotbed of Taxman support.

The journey will also take the fan of the year elect through Gatwick, which again throws up a multitude of possibilities as to where the great man could find himself banging the drum on Sunday morning.

Go back to your public houses and prepare to celebrate!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Fear not! It is all still going to plan. There will be a big push soon and look at for regional and national events as the candidate tours the country drumming up support.

He is heading for East London tomorrow. This is cunning as Brighton are actually playing West Ham which is miles away, which will obviously give him a chance to pass out on the district line and tour the city and South West London gaining support.

There is always the chance of some part of the journey involving a thameslink train which will obviously see the message spread up through Bedfordshire, possibly even to Flitwick, where we know there is a hotbed of Taxman support.

The journey will also take the fan of the year elect through Gatwick, which again throws up a multitude of possibilities as to where the great man could find himself banging the drum on Sunday morning.

Go back to your public houses and prepare to celebrate!

I believe the cider producing areas of the West Country have thrown their weight behind the Cardinal, a thank you for the sterling work he has done for their cause.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

I believe the cider producing areas of the West Country have thrown their weight behind the Cardinal, a thank you for the sterling work he has done for their cause.

As has the chancellor of the exchequer, the licensed victuallers association, and the Polish tourist board.

 

[Uncle Buck]

As has the chancellor of the exchequer, the licensed victuallers association, and the Polish tourist board.

Well think of the sales he has generated for Fanta...

 

[Mendoza]

is the campaign bus swinging past the houses of parliment before heading to upton park?

when do i get my free fanta?

 

[Buzzer]

is the campaign bus swinging past the houses of parliment before heading to upton park?

when do i get my free fanta?

You ought to be more worried WHERE you get your free fanta.

 

[Mendoza]

You ought to be more worried WHERE you get your free fanta.

as long as the lid is still orange

 

[Trigger]

Do we have new flyers for the campaign this weekend?...

 

[Arthur]

Ah Mr. Stinkers!

Yes, I believe you popped by after a meeting in Buxted Harbour to discuss shipping movements.

As for the hat, I think it made it's own way back to Amsterdam.

Have you seen this hat? Last seen on drunken berk.

(identities hidden to protect the innocent.....that is if he is innocent!! Given the state Stinkers Bridge was in I expect he is!)

 

[Lankyseagull]

Have you seen this hat? Last seen on drunken berk.

Ahh memories! It so long since I've had a fringe like that...................