Two Professors
Two Mad Professors
Ask the club's medical team for an opinion.Should be worth at least 8 months out of action!Get well soon.
I'm on constant morphine, I will stick with that Dr Jim
The monty python sketches have been done already!
You get in the wars a bit OP. I remember when you posted last year about getting jumped on by some local rednecks. Which sounded bad enough, and now this is a step or two up from that.
Doesn't bear thinking about what you're going to tell us next
Fukk sake [MENTION=3649]hitony[/MENTION]. How much swearing did that generate?
Flipping heck Tucker!
I've done the same a few times but never, ever has it looked like I've been filleted.
Maybe a slight cut, a dent, a graze. Yours looks an horiffic injury for such an innocuous bump.
I wish you a speedy recovery.