[Albion] The Bruno diet

[Greg Bobkin]

Want to have a body fat of 5.8?

Simple!

Breakfast: Orange juice with brown cereal and almond milk.

Lunch: Plain pasta.

Afternoon: Green tea and coconut water.

Evening: Meat or fish.

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'brown cereal'? Do Chocolate Shreddies/Coco Pops count

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

He could still afford to shift a couple of pounds mind

Shave his beard off - Simples.

 

[Lush]

No fruit or veg? Blimey.

 

[mune ni kamome]

This is rubbish. I used to see him regularly in Coffee Republic George Street before it closed down

 

[HalfaSeatOn]

Don't forget the manuka honey. An excellent Bruno recommendation.

 

[willalbion]

how can he eat pasta yet be on a gluten free diet?

 

[Springal]

how can he eat pasta yet be on a gluten free diet?

Gluten free pasta ?

 

[dadams2k11]

Got a feeling Zaha will rinse him all night

I've had this feeling every game about his opponents but the man just keeps proving people wrong. His brain makes up for his speed.

 

[empire]

☓ not from where I sit,can't fault his touch but is caught out time and time again positioning wise, let's hope it's not tonight

 

[Worried Man Blues]

☓ not from where I sit,can't fault his touch but is caught out time and time again positioning wise, let's hope it's not tonight

What he's sitting too far from the table?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

No fruit or veg? Blimey.

He'd be suffering from scurvy, if true, unless he took Vit C supplements.

 

[nicko31]

Heard he's big on brown rice