The best way to get yourself "on a promise"?

[Goldstone1976]

For me, booking tix for Damien Rice at the Royal Hospital, Chelsea seems to have done the trick.

What works for you?

 

[Buzzer]

Choose only the very best grooming products. I find Haribo and Facebook work a treat.

 

[clippedgull]

For me, booking tix for Damien Rice at the Royal Hospital, Chelsea seems to have done the trick.

What works for you?

Didn't know he was unwell. Get well soon Damien

 

[Nitram]

My defintion of being on a promise is well wide of your interpretation

 

[BensGrandad]

I agreed with my wife, when we were both younger, I would score when Brighton did we then scored 10 against Wisbech and 9 the following week against Southend that was in the 60s, she still owes me 3.

 

[Return of the Rev]

I agreed with my wife, when we were both younger, I would score when Brighton did we then scored 10 against Wisbech and 9 the following week against Southend that was in the 60s, she still owes me 3.

Get her along to an ink spots gig! should do the trick

 

[Goldstone1976]

My defintion of being on a promise is well wide of your interpretation

I'm not convinced it is!

Say no more, squire.

 

[Justice]

Some rope a sack and a transit van

 

[KZNSeagull]

After 20 years of marriage and with a heavily menopausal wife, I can confirm that there is no such thing as being on a promise.

 

[Goldstone1976]

After 20 years of marriage and with a heavily menopausal wife, I can confirm that there is no such thing as being on a promise.

I had one of those too. Note the tense. *nods*

 

[Nitram]

I'm not convinced it is!

Say no more, squire.

Of course, stupid me, I'm putting it down to still being in the clouds after last nights win. Top man.

 

[KZNSeagull]

I had one of those too. Note the tense. *nods*

Noted. Where did you bury her (or have I just put a very large foot in it - hope not!)

 

[Simster]

After 20 years of marriage and with a heavily menopausal wife, I can confirm that there is no such thing as being on a promise.

This. All of it.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Noted. Where did you bury her (or have I just put a very large foot in it - hope not!)

Buried? Pffft. Hydrofluoric acid is what you need and a bath tub. Just make sure your bathroom isn't above ground floor level though.

 

[father_and_son]

I had one of those too. Note the tense. *nods*

Me too. Also past tense!

 

[KZNSeagull]

Buried? Pffft. Hydrofluoric acid is what you need and a bath tub. Just make sure your bathroom isn't above ground floor level though.

My grandfather always said that renting a workshop in Crawley was good for that sort of thing.

 

[spongy]

Buried? Pffft. Hydrofluoric acid is what you need and a bath tub. Just make sure your bathroom isn't above ground floor level though.

Not a bath tub. You just need a PTFE plastic container. And a saw to get the body into smaller chunks so they fit.....

 

[nwgull]

The best way is to be in a relationship with a woman that actually likes having sex with you.

If you have to buy her stuff, then you may as well just cut the crap and pay a hooker.

 

[Goldstone1976]

The best way is to be in a relationship with a woman that actually likes having sex with you.

If you have to buy her stuff, then you may as well just cut the crap and pay a hooker.

You're right. I'll never do anything that I think she might like ever again. Thanks for the tip

 

[KZNSeagull]

The best way is to be in a relationship with a woman that actually likes having sex with you.

If you have to buy her stuff, then you may as well just cut the crap and pay a hooker.

I'll give this relationship 6 months tops.