My post on this thread was tongue-in-cheek, but I am seriously impressed with you (and others). I really never knew there was so much to it, given that I am literally still at the caveman level of basically just cooking over an open fire.I'll throw my hat in the ring then.
Weber 57cm Kettle (x2 for some reason)
Masterbuilt ME130 electric smoker modified with an Inkbird ITC-310T temperature controller.
Masterbuilt ME130 electric smoker standard, which is somewhat redundant.
Weber Sprirt gas bbq.
Cypriot souvlaki rotisserie bbq.
Turkish Tokat Mangali wood fired stove.
Mini kettle BBQ for trips out.
20" ceramic egg.
Mini cermaic egg.
To be honest, I use the 20" ceramic egg for 75% of my cooks now, I love it, a game changer. As has been mentioned before there are plenty of gadgets available, for me the automatic electronic fan is brilliant. I can light the charcoal before bed, stick in a brisket or pork joint, and leave it cooking over night, the fan ensures the temperature is pretty much bang on 100C all night, and then you have a beautifully low n slow cooked meat joint the following day.
The weber kettle gets used for things like wings and when I have a crowd round, also the Cypriot one is brilliant for fuss free cooking when there are a few round, it takes 12 skewers at a time.
I don't have an issue with gas bbqs, it's not a cooker in the garden, when did you last grill steaks, chicken or burgers over a flame in the kitchen? It's perfect for when you just get home from work and fancy a quick grill, and if you use a smoke box you can get a superb smokey taste too.
It's a great hobby, I'm hankering after an offset smoker and also maybe one of those Ninja Woodfires. And so long as the food tastes great, it really doesn't matter what you cook it on.