The Apprentice

[bluenitsuj]

Anyone ever applied for The Apprentice. I applied for a laugh and have had an e-mail back inviting me for an interview next week in London.

I guess they interview hundreds if not thousands of people so won't be going but just interested if anyone else had tried?

 

[Hugo Rune]

What's your business plan Justin? Why don't you share it with your fellow understanding and gentle NSC'ers and maybe we can give you some positive feedback?

 

[bluenitsuj]

What's your business plan Justin? Why don't you share it with your fellow understanding and gentle NSC'ers and maybe we can give you some positive feedback?

Bugger - failed at first hurdle

 

[Deleted member 2719]

I have just had a facebook friend who has an interview for The Apprentice for 3 hours!

 

[Brighton247.com]

I've never seen anybody on the apprentice who seems like a genuine person i would like to go into business with. with the exception of the junior apprentice a couple of them seemed more genuine.

 

[Bad Ash]

My mate went to the interview phase last year, they say they will contact you in 3 weeks if you were successful. He never heard back from them. His business plan was rubbish. Watching all the people in the queue practising speeches, etc. was pretty funny. I don't think I've ever seen such a big a group of cocks in one place before. I include my mate in that..

 

[Frutos]

As a general rule, act like as much of a cock as humanly possible and you've got a good chance.

 

[Brighton247.com]

My mate went to the interview phase last year, they say they will contact you in 3 weeks if you were successful. He never heard back from them. His business plan was rubbish. Watching all the people in the queue practising speeches, etc. was pretty funny. I don't think I've ever seen such a big a group of cocks in one place before. I include my mate in that..

All the candidates i've seen on any series of the apprentice have been massive bell-ends, makes watchable t.v though....

 

[Ninja Elephant]

You need a catchphrase. Something pretty special. "I'm the reflection of perfection" won it this year!

 

[desprateseagull]

you have got to sneak a 'in gus we trust'!

 

[bha100]

My mate went to the interview phase last year, they say they will contact you in 3 weeks if you were successful. He never heard back from them. His business plan was rubbish. Watching all the people in the queue practising speeches, etc. was pretty funny. I don't think I've ever seen such a big a group of cocks in one place before. I include my mate in that..

Have you never been to selhurst park?

 

[public school boy]

Tony, the chap who's applied for over 300 jobs without any luck would be a good candidate!!!

 

[Randsta]

I'd love to go on the apprentice if it wasn't on TV they make all the candidate look like right idiots! and I don't need much help to do that!

 

[Badger]

You need a catchphrase. Something pretty special. "I'm the reflection of perfection" won it this year!

All you need to do is watch a couple of episodes of The Office and you'll have loads to choose from. "I'm basically just a chilled out entertainer" could work.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Business is easy when you have the nose for it that I do.

 

[Manx Shearwater]

Years ago, I did a bit of business (well, failed to in the end) with someone who ended up on the series before last. He was a massive d*ck when I was trying to do business with him, and he was a massive d*ck on the show too.

I think you need to be a massive d*ck in order to get on that show.

 

[Djmiles]

You need a catchphrase. Something pretty special. "I'm the reflection of perfection" won it this year!

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Stuart Baggs - THE BRAND

 

[Marshy]

you have to be a Grade A pri*k to get on that show.

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

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Stuart Baggs - THE BRAND

This one is my personal favourite:

 

[kingcole]

I applied last year and also got an interview and got though the 1st stage. PM me if you want a couple of very useful hints. Can't share what I found out on here!