That 13 year old from Eastbourne

[Dandyman]

It seems he's just joined Fathers for Justice.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................He's not too sure about the cause but he's already got his own Spiderman outfit.

 

[Southy]

You got Popbitch then.

 

[Dandyman]

You got Popbitch then.

Rumbled!

 

[strings]

I am annoyed that the courts have ruled that the results of the paternity test should stay secret... surely everybody wanted to know who really was the daddy.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Secret until the family sells the story to The Sun you mean?

 

[strings]

Secret until the family sells the story to The Sun you mean?

Exactly - all the courts are doing is ensuring that one paper alone will have an 'exclusive - Alfie's heartbreak' headline.

Pfft.

 

[Easy 10]

Paddy Power is actually running a book on it. I think the 16 year-old is favourite.

 

[Russell Slade's hat]

He looks about 8

 

[maffew]

Paddy Power is actually running a book on it. I think the 16 year-old is favourite.

That would be funny, wonder what the odds would be, definitely the little prebuscent Aflie would rank alongside one of US's dead certs

 

[Easy 10]

If I wasn't at work I could get on the Paddy Power website.
Perhaps someone could oblige and publish the odds.

 

[Mendoza]

both him and OJ Simpson were f***ed after 13 years then....

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

PP is offering on whether he is or isn't the Dad - there doesn't seem to be a list of other contenders

5/6 he is and 5/6 he isn't the Dad

Who's The Daddy? Bettinghttp://www.paddypower.com/bet?action=go_type&category=SPECIALS&ev_class_id=91&ev_type_id=11121&promo=nov_WhostheDaddy&crea=lnk&novelty=1

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

both him and OJ Simpson were f***ed after 13 years then....

reeeeyyy!

 

[Easy 10]

I've reckoned from from the start he ISN'T the dad. That 5/6 that he isn't has got to be worth a punt.
From most reports, she's played hide the sausage with half the kids in Eastbourne. Half term as well this week, so she's probably got a crotch like a wok of porridge by now.

 

[tedebear]

I'm more concerned about the fact that the 13 year olds of Eastbourne are shagging in hedges than who's swimmers did the deed...

What a f***ing shables of parents they are....Chemical castration for the lot of them...

 

[Nibble]

I think it may be a freakish mix of all three sperm donors, a spunk cocktail if you will.

 

[Derbyshire Seagull]

 

[Sheebo]

It seems he's just joined Fathers for Justice.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................He's not too sure about the cause but he's already got his own Spiderman outfit.

ANDY - how dare you - he's not from Eastbourne - he's a HAILSHAM lad - it's but sunny Hailsham on the map - she's from Eastbourne...

 

[Stat Brother]

My lips are sealed.

On a completely different note, can we have a 'knowingly tapping side of nose, smilie'.

 

[Dandyman]

ANDY - how dare you - he's not from Eastbourne - he's a HAILSHAM lad - it's but sunny Hailsham on the map - she's from Eastbourne...

I do apologise, Mr S, unforgivable error.