Terry Wogan

[Skaville]

Just saw him on the gogglebox. What the f*** is going on with this man? He looks not a day older is no older than when I first saw him performing the floral dance in the seventies (I was five). I have the distinct feeling that I will die old and crippled and Wogan will be doing an Irish jig on my grave. What the feck is his secret?

 

[Eric Potts]

Crack cocaine

 

[Skaville]

Crack cocaine

Nope. Tried that. It gives you crows feet.

 

[brakespear]

It's quite simple....Terry is a L19 necromancer and rolls 2 D20 every time.

 

[sam86]

Something in his water, innit.

 

[Skaville]

He'll be there, at my death, with Forsyth and Attenborough no doubt.

 

[Hiney]

Is it me or are Tess Daly's TITS a bit LOP-SIDED?

 

[ali jenkins]

Is it me or are Madness a bit PISSED?

 

[Uncle C]

Is it me or are Tess Daly's TITS a bit LOP-SIDED?

She also has a droopy left eye.

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

He's embarrassing.

Quite agree, very tedious to watch for me tonight but put up with it for the entertaining bits!

 

[Juan Albion]

Cloning

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

Wig, innit

 

[vegster]

I have it on good authority that my Wogan has a series of 21 wigs, all of which are a fraction of an inch longer than each other... he wears them in sequence until he goes back to the shortest one again..... he's bald as !

 

[clapham_gull]

I have it on good authority that my Wogan has a series of 21 wigs, all of which are a fraction of an inch longer than each other... he wears them in sequence until he goes back to the shortest one again..... he's bald as !

It's well known "rumour" (it's three apparently), but the oddest thing about his wig series is that he has a massive bald patch on the back and never tries to cover it up. It's huge.

For years I've been in the Wogan wears a wig camp, but could it be a very very elaborate comb over ?

If you are going to go to all the trouble of a syrup, why have a bald patch built in ?

It simply doesn't make sense, unless he is trying to throw people of the scent and trying to appear balding rather than simply bald.

 

[DerbyGull]

He's a wanker and a bore.

 

[Gritt23]

He'll be there, at my death, with Forsyth and Attenborough no doubt.

Whatever they are doing, I'm sure Paul Robinson from Neighbours is doing it as well. Happened to catch sight of him on the tellybox for the first time in about 20 years the other day, and I was convinced it was a repeat of a 20 year old episode .... except I couldn't recognise anyone else.

 

[pasty]

Is it me or are Madness a bit PISSED?

No. That wasn't just you. Mrs P and I thought exactly the same thing.