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Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
The greatest joke of all time - FACT:
Q: What's ET short for?
A: Cos he's only got little legs.
Q: What's ET short for?
A: Cos he's only got little legs.
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
Shakespere walks into a pub and the landlord says sorry you are Bard
bhaexpress
New member
Muzzman said:I think that's the first joke I was ever told...
CLASSIC
Not this one ?
Why did the one armed man cross the road ?
To get to the second hand shop.
jolsonhammond
New member
The Wookiee said:
lol.. oh dear
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Two parrots sitting on a perch. One says to the other: "It smells a bit fishy to me."
Two fish in a tank. One says to the other: "How the hell do you drive this thing?"
Two fish in a tank. One says to the other: "How the hell do you drive this thing?"
jolsonhammond
New member
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
A stick.
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
- 20,705
what was the last thing to go through Diana's mind when the car crashed?
Dodi's cock
Dodi's cock
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
A fellow walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich £1.50
Parma Ham Sandwich £2.50
Handjob £10.00
Unfortunately the joke was so old the man died of old age before he made it to the bar.
Cheese Sandwich £1.50
Parma Ham Sandwich £2.50
Handjob £10.00
Unfortunately the joke was so old the man died of old age before he made it to the bar.
jolsonhammond
New member
that's atrocious. well done! 
Muzzman
Pocket Rocket
Q. What do you call a fly without wings?
A. a walk
A. a walk
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto
Roberto
Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
- 4,993
a man walks into a bar
ouch, it was a metal bar
ouch, it was a metal bar
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
A giraffe walks into a bar.
He calls out: "Hey everyone, the High Balls are on me!"
He calls out: "Hey everyone, the High Balls are on me!"
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
A snail slides into a pub one day and requests a glass of water , the barman picks him up and throws him out of the door.
A month later the same snail slides up to the bar and says to the barman, what the hell did you do that for ?
A month later the same snail slides up to the bar and says to the barman, what the hell did you do that for ?
footychick
Nicola
Muzzman said:
My daughters favourite joke
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
what do you call a women with no legs ?
a dirty c*nt
a dirty c*nt
Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
- 4,993
what's a teepee?
almost a quid
almost a quid
Bevendean Hillbilly
New member
What about the two spanish firemen...
Hose A and Hose B
Hose A and Hose B
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
What do you call a pianist with no arms and no legs?
a clever dick
a clever dick