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Captain Hindsight
Why did a man throw his clock out of the window....
what d'ya call a boomerang that wont come back
a stick
a stick
whats jack the rippers dog called
jack the russell
jack the russell
FalmerforAll!**
NSC's Most Intelligent
Was emailed this earlier
Why did Beckham organise Alan Ball's funeral?
Because he's always been good at dead Ball situations
Why did Beckham organise Alan Ball's funeral?
Because he's always been good at dead Ball situations
Jimbo26
New member
Horse walks into a pub. Landlord says 'Why the long face ?'
what d'ya call a frenchman with plastic sandals on
phillipe fellop
phillipe fellop
What do you call two rows of cabbages?
A Dual Cabbageway
A Dual Cabbageway
Dirty Dave
Well-known member
How do you make a snooker table laugh?
Stick your hand in its pockets and tickle its balls
Stick your hand in its pockets and tickle its balls
Late one night in Madrid, Fabio Capello gets a phonecall.
Rubbing his eyes and trying to wake himself up, he picks up the receiver and says "Hello, who is this?", and on the other end of the phone, he hears "Boss, it's David Beckham. I've got a serious problem, and I just can't sort it. I'm worried that I won't be able to concentrate on Saturday if I've still got this on my mind. Any chance you could come over and help?"
Grudgingly, Capello agrees to help, gets dressed and heads over to Beckham's place. When he gets there, Beckham answers the door and Capello says "OK, so what's the big problem?"
"It's this jigsaw puzzle, boss. I've been working on it all day but I'm getting nowhere with it. The picture on the box is a tiger, so I guess that's what it's supposed to be, but I just can't work it out".
"OK David, I'll see what I can do. Whereabouts is this puzzle?" says Capello. "I've got all the pieces spread out on the kitchen table boss", says Beckham.
Capello follows Beckham into the kitchen and looks at what's on the kitchen table, then looks at Beckham and says:
"David, put the f***ing Frosties back in the box"
Rubbing his eyes and trying to wake himself up, he picks up the receiver and says "Hello, who is this?", and on the other end of the phone, he hears "Boss, it's David Beckham. I've got a serious problem, and I just can't sort it. I'm worried that I won't be able to concentrate on Saturday if I've still got this on my mind. Any chance you could come over and help?"
Grudgingly, Capello agrees to help, gets dressed and heads over to Beckham's place. When he gets there, Beckham answers the door and Capello says "OK, so what's the big problem?"
"It's this jigsaw puzzle, boss. I've been working on it all day but I'm getting nowhere with it. The picture on the box is a tiger, so I guess that's what it's supposed to be, but I just can't work it out".
"OK David, I'll see what I can do. Whereabouts is this puzzle?" says Capello. "I've got all the pieces spread out on the kitchen table boss", says Beckham.
Capello follows Beckham into the kitchen and looks at what's on the kitchen table, then looks at Beckham and says:
"David, put the f***ing Frosties back in the box"
Hunting 784561
New member
- Jul 8, 2003
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Guinness Dave said:
What does Heather Mills wear on the beach...?
a Flip-Flip
British Bulldog
The great escape
- Feb 6, 2006
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Hiney said:
The Palace directors box?
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 72,383
What's Good King Wenceslas favourite pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even
Deep pan, crisp and even
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 72,383
Guinness Dave said:what d'ya call a boomerang that wont come back
a stick
Did you hear about the Scottish boomerang? It doesn't come back, it just sings about coming back.
SussexHoop
New member
- Dec 7, 2003
- 887
Must read board before posting Frank Lampard joke
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Happy Seagull
Barca Cule
2 nuns in a bath. One says "where's the soap?" the other replies "yes i know."