Terrible Estate Agent Photos

[Paskman]

This should make you laugh, particularly those worried about putting their house on the market - your house cannot be as bad as some on here!

http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.tumblr.com/

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

Awesome

 

[W.C.]

haha, love it

 

[Guinness Boy]

Couldn't we just have a thread about terrible Estate Agents. I could write a very long book about the c***s who have just contributed to my chain collapsing.

 

[Varndean VI Form College]

This thread is why I love North Stand Chat. What a brilliantly funny start to the weekend! "Ideal as an exercise yard for a hostage". Class. Cheers for posting.

 

[Codner's Wallop]

Can we please extend this funny posting with a few classic agent euphemisms.

I'll kick off with...

Cosy (hamster cage), quirky (weird and unappealing), versatile space (not suitable for anything specific), popular area (ghetto), great project (derelict write off)

 

[Rugrat]

We're looking right now and I've discovered you don't need to look too far to see some incredibly rubbish things. For instance paying an agent £5K+ for this?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-41014765.html?utm_content=ealertspropertyimage&utm_medium=email&utm_source=emailupdates&utm_campaign=emailupdatesjun11&utm_term=buying&sc_id=11026094&onetime_FromEmail=true

 

[Fungus]

The "Have A Look At This!" thread on MSE has long been a favourite of mine... http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.php?t=3403965&page=275

 

[Triggaaar]

We're looking right now and I've discovered you don't need to look too far to see some incredibly rubbish things. For instance paying an agent £5K+ for this?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-41014765.html?utm_content=ealertspropertyimage&utm_medium=email&utm_source=emailupdates&utm_campaign=emailupdatesjun11&utm_term=buying&sc_id=11026094&onetime_FromEmail=true

You need to come up with a funny line for your chosen photo - that's half the fun.

"The agent here isn’t just selling a flat, they’re selling a lifestyle. In this case a lifestyle that involves drinking gin before you’ve even got out of bed."

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

the one with the horse is unbelievable

 

[sam86]

"When I was a child, my favourite fairytale was the one about a front door doomed to gaze down on its original position from an upstairs window."

 

[strings]

I find it funny, because it is true. When I sold my last house, it went on the market with two agents. One of the agents took their time and had nice pictures, the other agent took a photo of our sofa (not included in the sale) as their image of the living room and the bed (also not included) for their image of the bedroom without managing to give any impression of what the room looks like. It was truely bizarre