Terrace nursery rhymes

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

We had a c.d of nursery rhymes and childrens songs in the car the yesterday and I took great delight in changing the words.
London bridge is falling down, to Selhurst park is burning down, poor old palace.
Nick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone, crystal Palace go o home (clean version)
One man went to mow, to one man went to burn, went to burn down Selhurst . One man and his petrol bomb, went to burn down Selhurst.
A- has anyone done this as well and been rightly chastised by their other half.
B- not being a season ticket holder now, do these songs ever get sung these days?

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

We had a c.d of nursery rhymes and childrens songs in the car the yesterday and I took great delight in changing the words.
London bridge is falling down, to Selhurst park is burning down, poor old palace.
Nick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone, crystal Palace go o home (clean version)
One man went to mow, to one man went to burn, went to burn down Selhurst . One man and his petrol bomb, went to burn down Selhurst.
A- has anyone done this as well and been rightly chastised by their other half.
B- not being a season ticket holder now, do these songs ever get sung these days?

Only one I haven't heard is London Bridge this season.

I always find myself singing the football version of any song I hear.. Bit sad really.

 

[Fountainhead]

The wheels on the bus go round and round ......over the palace b*stards! Classic.

 

[cloud]

My son got given one of these electronic piano things that will pay tunes, and every single one was a terrace song

 

[P.S]

Me and my lad both do it, much to my better half's annoyance