Terms for being drunk

[lucas164111]

Leathered.

 

[BLOCK F]

Flown.

 

[itszamora]

Caned.

 

[xenophon]

Talking Welsh

 

[John Boy]

Twatted

 

[Gully]

Ming monged
Guttered

 

[Mr Banana]

Spannered
Trojaned
Terryed
Trented
Tommy Trented
Belted
Mongoled
Spangelled
Cocknobbered
Ruined
Monroed
Well discombobulated (innit)
D'archevilled
Plundered
Plunderfucked
Bobbined
Gnomed
Fooked
Gone
8-balled
Popeyed
Rendered
Cajuned

 

[fire&skill]

Drunk?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Pringled

Oliver Twist

Off yer pickle

Out of your tree

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

From the classic "The Gourmet Night"

Polly: It's Kurt.
Basil: Yes?
Polly: He's potted… the shrimp.
Basil: What?
Polly: He's potted the shrimps!
Basil: Shrimps? We're not having shrimps tonight, Polly.
[Basil turns back to lead the Twitchens off.]
Basil: Now, eh, would you—
Polly: He's soused!
[Everyone turns back to stare at her outburst.]
Polly: … the herrings.
Basil: What're you on about?
Polly: He's pickled the onions, and he smashed the eggs in his cups…
[Polly mimes a dizzy drunk with rolling eyes.]
Polly: [singing] under the table…
[Basil turns at the Twitchens.]
Basil: Excuse me.
[He leans over to Polly.]
Basil: [whispering] Have you been drinking?!
Polly: No, not me!
Basil: [whispering] Well, will you behave yourself?!

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

Elephant's trunk

 

[Don Quixote]

Destroyed.

 

[Acker79]

To Summarise so far...

8-balled

A bit Brahms
Annihilated
Arseholed

Ball-bagged
Banjaxed
Battered
Belted
Bladdered
Blitzed
Blootered
blotto
Bobbined
Bungalowed

Car-parked
Cajuned
Caned
Chateaued
Cocknobbered
Crunk

D'archevilled
Destroyed
Drunk

Elephant's Trunk

f***ed
Fooked

gattered
Gazebo'd
George Best
Gnomed
Gone
gubbed
guttered

Hammered
hosed

Inebriated

Kunted

Lagered
Leathered
legless

McCammoned
Ming monged
Mongoled
Mongolised
Monroed
Mortal
Mullered
Muntered

off his trolley
off his nut
Off yer pickle
Oliver Twist
one over the eight
out of your tree

Paraletic
pickled the onions
Pie Eyed
Pished
Pixilated
Plastered
Plundered
Plunderfucked
Popeyed
Potted the shrimp

railed
rat-arsed
ratted
Ruined

Shanted
shit-faced
Slaughtered
Slightly worse for wear
Sloshed
Smashed
smashed the eggs in his cups
soused the herings
Spackered
Spangelled
Spannered
Squiffy
Steaming
Stomach Pumped

Talking Welsh
Terryed
Three sheets to the wind
Tiddly
Tipsy
Tired and emotional
Tommy Trented
Trented
Trojaned
Trollied
Trousered
Twatted

Wankered
Well discombobulated (innit)
Wobbly booted

 

[pyi]

 

[vegster]

Drink Harvey's and you'll never need a word for " Drunk ".. surely ?

 

[biggles]

puggered

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

Pissed?

 

[Two Professors]

Gonzoed

 

[foul old ron]

Wombled

 

[sparkie]

Tarzaned