And if, like me, you are worrying about the fate of the world's worst football club, Fort William, who had a goal difference of less than -200 the last time they graced the Highland league, fear not. They are ripping it up, just below the playoff places, in the North Caledonian League. I am reliably told that this is almost on a par, competitive wise, with the South Caledonian League. Let's hope they aren't swallowed up by the league leaders. Monster, monster.