It's not but look closely at the eyes - my design but done in Preston St by Graham a prison cover up.
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It's not but look closely at the eyes - my design but done in Preston St by Graham a prison cover up.
August and Everything After? BHA in the PL?
I would never have a tattoo, but the lion is a work of art
If you google it is the Counting Crows album title which is a masterpiece. Being born in.August these things especially lions are important to me. Whitelion is a band i liked from 80s and my adopted native American moniker.
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
I was using a public urinal when the man next to me peered down and noticed I had a B and an N tattooed on my penis. "I don't believe it!" he said in a thick northern accent, and showed me his penis which also had a B and an N tattooed on it. He said that when it becomes erect, it reads BOLTON. "Are you a Bolton supporter too?" he inquired. I said "No, BRIGHTON AND HOVE ALBION!!"
That's the kinda joke my dad would tell. He maintained that 13 and a half pigeons could roost on his old fella. Luckily I never got to find out.
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
SON!!!!
Live by the sea
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- Oct 21, 2016
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Tattoo's are in my opinion, horrible things. Mainly favoured by people who haven't been to University so white van drivers and that type...
I did a degree at Brighton in Computing and Information Systems BA (hons). Also did HND in same subject.
Since then level 2 Carpenter Plumber BTEC in Building part p Electrics level 2 painting and decorating etc etc.
PS go see the Freshers this week in Brighton not a tattoo amongst them.
Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
Very stereotypical of you.
A mates son has a multitude of designer ink over a lot of his upper torso, very eloquent lad AND a graduate of a renowned University.....he just chooses to be a bellend
pearl
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MUM!!!!!
True story. My then gf in 1995 had a Tottenham loving son - the apple of her eye..I took him to his first Tottenham game vs Blackburn and his idol Klinsmann scored one or several goals in a 3-2 win. He was made up and that was the year Blackburn bought the title. So where does Mum!!! fit in? He always bought her a roll-on deodorant for her birthday a week before Xmas.
pearl
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It took me a while, but very funny, she must have been thrilled! Dare I ask what he bought her for Christmas?!
I have loads of tattoos.
I also have 17th edition IEE wiring regulations.
ILM level 5 coaching certification in electrical installations.
Level 3 TAQA qualification enabling me to train and assess white goods engineers in academies and the workplace.
I am also employed by a world renowned company and earn a bloody decent living doing it.
But hey...good job on the generalisation
severnside gull
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Tattoos are an art form. I've got one full sleeve and one half sleeve.
I'm a retired teacher now member of University Senate and honorary Board Chairman for an education charity.
I will however confess to wearing button down cuffs when working in order not to offend the overtly judgemental
Hillian1
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The difference between people with and without tattoos is the people who have them don't care if someone else doesn't.
Nail.hit.the.head
There's no apostrophe in tattoos, and university doesn't need a capital u. I guess you didn't go to university.
In fairness I do know quite a few stupid people who did go to university.
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
Pics please!I'm having one removed tomorrow and I'm as thick as two short planks!