Tattoo

[Jack Straw]

Pics please!

Before...

 

[Stephen Seagull]

Before...

WTF is/was that meant to be?

I’ve got several and will be getting more in a couple of weeks

 

[Jack Straw]

WTF is/was that meant to be?

I’ve got several and will be getting more in a couple of weeks

It's two birds on a bar which used to have my ex-wife's name on. In 1975 it cost £ 1.80. In 1999, had the name blacked out for £ 5. Had the trial laser removal session a month ago, hence a few spots visible. Big session today. Costing a lot more than £ 6.80! After it's all sorted, I'm having another one, bigger and better. Out with the old, in with the new!!

 

[pearl]

In fairness I do know quite a few stupid people who did go to university.

I'm REALLY stupid and I don't have any tattoos, but I do have pierced ear lobes and I didn't go to uni

 

[whitelion]

It took me a while, but very funny, she must have been thrilled! Dare I ask what he bought her for Christmas?!

One year and this is no word of a lie we'd been in the summer to my sister's apartment near Fuengirola and it all got a bit boozy.

The little tyke presented her with a clay model he'd secreted away in his luggage of a boozed up Frank Sinatra lookalike (supposedly me) hanging around a lamp post.

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

As the old joke goes it says HAM but when aroused it reads LITTLEHAMPTON.

Whereas the Islamic version expands into HARAM. (Two jokes in there, btw)

 

[pearl]

Before...

I thought it was the face of a tamarin monkey wearing a headband, but just realised I was looking at it upside down

 

[Jack Straw]

I thought it was the face of a tamarin monkey wearing a headband, but just realised I was looking at it upside down

Easy mistake to make. It was tricky taking the photo with one hand whilst getting the light right! Just come back from second lasering. Another session in six weeks. It feels like someone flicking you with an elastic band every half a second for fifteen minutes. Started to quite enjoy it after I got used to the initial pain!!

 

[Jack Straw]

I thought it was the face of a tamarin monkey wearing a headband, but just realised I was looking at it upside down

Just had a look. That's a great spot. It does indeed!

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Easy mistake to make. It was tricky taking the photo with one hand whilst getting the light right!

Clearly you've never tried to take a photo of your John Thomas to text to someone.

No wait I mean, taking one handed photos is indeed tricky.

 

[pearl]

Easy mistake to make. It was tricky taking the photo with one hand whilst getting the light right! Just come back from second lasering. Another session in six weeks. It feels like someone flicking you with an elastic band every half a second for fifteen minutes. Started to quite enjoy it after I got used to the initial pain!!

sounds like a colleague, could be a whole new career move for them, thanks!

 

[pearl]

Clearly you've never tried to take a photo of your John Thomas to text to someone.

No wait I mean, taking one handed photos is indeed tricky.

isn't that what mirrors are for?