Taking my mrs to her first Brighton game (taking my wife up the Amex)

[Gullys Cats]

What to expect?, I am dead against it, who's going to cook my dinner and wash my cloths
if she's flouncing about at the Amex .... and then there's the offside rule?, she will probably celebrate winning a corner!...but my son has been driving me mad to get his mum a ticket for an albion match so we can all go together, so I suppose the old girl can have a day off!.

 

[El Sid]

Waste of a ticket. My other half keeps going on about seeing a game - no chance.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

In the tradition of NSC, shouldn't this thread be referring to taking your 'wife up the Amex'? Poor show.

 

[Gullys Cats]

Waste of a ticket. My other half keeps going on about seeing a game - no chance.

I agree, it's cost me £28! Ffs!

 

[Kent Seagull]

I took my GF to the Watford game last year. she was a bit baffled by two goals at each end before kick off. When the game started she was quite surprised that there wasn't a commentator! I didn't even try to explain the offside rule, throw ins and corners etc, that was far to complicated!

 

[banjo]

Treat her with a pie and a pint.

 

[Titus]

I took a girl to the chicken run at the Goldstone once. She only went and fainted and I missed the end. WOMEN!!!

 

[severnside gull]

took my wife and she now has a season ticket - result! Get to go to every home game plus a fair few away from home

she spends most of the time watching and commenting on the crowd's antics but who cares?!

 

[El Sid]

I agree, it's cost me £28! Ffs!

Better off buying a nice bunch of flowers.

Anyway, have a lovely afternoon.

 

[Gullys Cats]

In the tradition of NSC, shouldn't this thread be referring to taking your 'wife up the Amex'? Poor show.

done

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

done

Hooray!

 

[WildWood]

Take her up the Arsenal first. If she enjoys that, she'll be up for anything...

 

[Gullys Cats]

Take her up the Arsenal first. If she enjoys that, she'll be up for anything...

She loves it up the arsenal.....

 

[Mackenzie]

Took my missus once, she was more interested in Nicky Rust's arse than the match......women eh!

 

[DanielT]

Took my missus once, she was more interested in Nicky Rust's arse than the match......women eh!

Think about where your interest in your wife started. Possibility not in her main two up front... No wait.... Not in her midfield... No... That doesn't work either. Not in her skills in the box... Arghh forget it!

 

[seagullondon]

I would never take my girlfriend to the football. Having a partner go to the football is a big nono for me!

 

[1901Phil]

Taking my wife today for the first time to the Amex.. Last time she went to see Albion was a Boxing Day game at the Goldstone v Palarse over 40 years ago. No segregation of fans then and I remember asking a visiting fan if he knew any adjectives that did not begin with the letter F. Fortunately for me , as he was a big bugger, he did not know what an adjective was.

 

[Notters]

Taking my wife today for the first time to the Amex.. Last time she went to see Albion was a Boxing Day game at the Goldstone v Palarse over 40 years ago. No segregation of fans then and I remember asking a visiting fan if he knew any adjectives that did not begin with the letter F. Fortunately for me , as he was a big bugger, he did not know what an adjective was.

Don't know why but this cracked me up

 

[Return of the Rev]

I took a girl to the chicken run at the Goldstone once. She only went and fainted and I missed the end. WOMEN!!!

Are you sure it was her who fainted

 

[hart's shirt]

With the Albion, at least she should be satisfied with a slow, patient buildup from the back rather than simply smashing it straight up the middle.

However after all that she might be unhappy with the messy finishing and where it ends up.