Taking a dump at school..

[Burgess Hill Seagulls]

Right then, was talking with a few mates the other day and our conversation turned to the fact that one guy in our group never took a dump at school! Anyone else manage to carry this out?

 

[Gully]

...American Pie?

 

[clippedgull]

me sir!

I never went to wee wee at school either.

I was always bursting when I got home though!

 

[SNOOBS]

Took one in junior school, that is all.

 

[ali jenkins]

I tried to avoid it, but sometimes its nice to 'lay one' when you should be in science!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I blame the grease-proof paper that schools always used as bog-paper. How was THAT ever a good idea?

 

[John Byrne]

I blame the grease-proof paper that schools always used as bog-paper. How was THAT ever a good idea?

hehe i remember that stuff....ouch

 

[Starry]

no toilets at my school so you had no choice. hold it or mess your pants. whole school went home at lunchtime every day though so it wasn't a whole day with no pee breaks.

 

[Nottseagull]

no toilets at my school so you had no choice. hold it or mess your pants. whole school went home at lunchtime every day though so it wasn't a whole day with no pee breaks.

Where on Earth did you go to school?

 

[John Dorian]

I blame the grease-proof paper that schools always used as bog-paper. How was THAT ever a good idea?

I got caught only twice at school with no loo roll but other than that a shit at school was the perfect excuse to get out of lessons.....and I always used a disabled toilet to go for a dump if needed.

The first time, was after school, and I had to use the contents of my maths exercise book...needs must....the second, during the end of a P.E lesson was particularly hard because I had no bag with me....so like any man in a tight spot, the boxers were sacrificed. :yahoo:

 

[Starry]

Where on Earth did you go to school?

in egypt.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

I got caught only twice at school with no loo roll but other than that a shit at school was the perfect excuse to get out of lessons.....and I always used a disabled toilet to go for a dump if needed.

The first time, was after school, and I had to use the contents of my maths exercise book...needs must....the second, during the end of a P.E lesson was particularly hard because I had no bag with me....so like any man in a tight spot, the boxers were sacrificed. :yahoo:

I got caught with the runs once at school, though I kept trying to convince myself I was OK and could hold onto the end of the day, but I couldnt. We started playing football at lunch and all was going well, however, I could sense it building up, so I had to pace-walk to the toilets and deposit it off my mess. That was a bad day in my high school tenure

 

[Screaming J]

No, never ever layed cable at Priory all the time I was there from 68-75. If you'd seen the bogs there - or those who hung out nearby - you'd know why.

Scary stuff.

 

[Nottseagull]

in egypt.

Teacher(at UK Primary School): "Can anyone tell me where Egypt is?"
Little Johnny: "It can't be very far away, Miss, 'cos Abdul goes home for lunch"

 

[Starry]

Teacher(at UK Primary School): "Can anyone tell me where Egypt is?"
Little Johnny: "It can't be very far away, Miss, 'cos Abdul goes home for lunch"

 

[Billy the Fish]

At Oakmeeds I used to have a shit every day. C block was first choice, T block was second. B and D block were out of the question

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Taking this subject somewhere new. There is a NSC regular who I went to school with who regularly took a dump at school. In fact, he once took a dump in the bathroom SINK.

He was suspended for it

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Teacher(at UK Primary School): "Can anyone tell me where Egypt is?"
Little Johnny: "It can't be very far away, Miss, 'cos Abdul goes home for lunch"

*Snigger*