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Suzuki Owners: Should They Be Put To Death?



Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
72,364
Suzuki Owners At Withdean: Should They Be Put To Death?

Made the mistake today of arriving before kick-off, just in time to catch the following official announcement:

'Could the owner of the Suzuki registration number blahblahblah please return to their car. Your engine's running, your keys are in the ignition and your doors are open'.


Might as well have added ;... and please return as soon as possible to your family home and kill all your offspring cos frankly if you're anything to go by, the gene-pool would not miss your contribution....'

Total wanker

:shootself
 
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Mr Fridge

New member
Oct 13, 2004
370
sounds to me they knew what was ahead and wanted to make sure they got home first to post a match report on here.
 


Gazwag

5 millionth post poster
Mar 4, 2004
30,744
Bexhill-on-Sea
Re: Suzuki Owners At Withdean: Should They Be Put To Death?

Tom Hark said:
Made the mistake today of arriving before kick-off, just in time to catch the following official announcement:

'Could the owner of the Suzuki registration number blahblahblah please return to their car. Your engine's running, your keys are in the ignition and your doors are open'.


Might as well have added ;... and please return as soon as possible to your family home and kill all your offspring cos frankly if you're anything to go by, the gene-pool would not miss your contribution....'

Total wanker

:shootself

I thought they said the keys were NOT in the ignition
 


rospants

off to ronan in the park!
Jul 11, 2005
2,059
brighton
there was another annoucement saying a bunch of keys had been found in the north stand...
 




Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
Keys not in the ignition and the engine running, must make a mental note never to buy a Suzuki.
 


e77

Well-known member
May 23, 2004
7,270
Worthing
It was probably the ref leaving his car running to make a quicj get away at the end of the match!
 




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