Sussex Towns Slogans

[Everest]

Southwick, where they are green and square

Huddersfield - the home of Wilma's (the women aren't much better)

Kemp Town - Where women are women, and so are the men.

 

[The Wookiee]

Crawley - ' The women are not all that bad, at least their tatoos are spelt correctly'

 

[The Large One]

Small Dole - where the beagles are trying to quit.

Edburton - please get off our land

Patcham - home of the peroxide perm

Hurstpierpoint - it doesn't matter whose car keys you choose

Pende - fantasy location of the fantasy stadium

Aldrington - we used to be the big bit of Hove, you know

Saltdean - fruitlessly trying to escape from Brighton (twinned with Falmer)

Lewes - home of the tosspot MP

 

[Yorkie]

Huddersfield - the home of Wilma's (the women aren't much better)

Dave's gonna get ya

 

[The Large One]

Looking further afield, how about

"Portsmouth: Home of Europe's largest council estate"

or- "We're not thick, but we don't know what a paediatrician is"

-"Just when you'd forgotten how bad 1960s planning was"

-"We're down to the bare bones you know"



Reading- For people who can't afford to live in London.

Milton Keynes - where the town planners quite liked playing noughts and crosses.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Gillingham: The Stagnant Pond Amid the Garden of England

Or

Gillingham Welcomes Careful Caravan Drivers

 

[The Large One]

Liverpool - home of Hubcaps Anonymous

Manchester - home of Manchester City

Basingstoke - home of Manchester United

 

[mona]

Lets hope it doesn't become
BRIGHTON & HOVE: A Football Free Zone

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Welcome To Rye - Home Of The Seven Seas"

 

[Hiney]

"Welcome To Rye - Home Of The Seven Seas"

 

[Thimble Keegan]

Lancing - "'Ere Mister...Have You Got A Light?"

Littlehampton - Come To Littlehampton...And Get Stabbed"

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Lisbon-Worthing BHA

 

[London Calling]

GRIMETHORPE


"It does exactly waht it seys on the tin"

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Firle - "Keeping The Home Fires Burning"

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Robertsbridge - SENLAC rules OK.

Robertsbridge - Always an Arresting Experience

 

[fataddick]

"Balcombe: Where Trains Stop For No Reason"

 

[Everest]

Amberley - James Bond visited here

 

[Robot Chicken]

"Welcome to Warninglid - Don't Say You Haven't Been Warned"

"Welcome to Whitehawk - Otherwise known as Lower Roedean"

 

[Everest]

Hirstmansoo - home ov dislecksicks (& FG)

 

[GNF on Tour]

Hailsham: Car drivers take next exit, caravans across onto the green.

Typical reaction from an Eastbourne boy, can't really argue with it though. Hailsham Boys wear white socks and are proud of it (at least they did in 1985) when we used to run the Eastbourne lads at the Showbar every Friday night.

Hailsham is a weird place but not as bad as it made out, actually thats bollocks, I left as soon as I could.

 

[Hunting 784561]

Saltdean - fruitlessly trying to escape from Brighton

So true ! Many Saltdean residents seem to wish they werent a part of Brighton.