Sussex Towns Slogans

[The Wookiee]

Crawley - 'Home of The Chav'

 

[Marc]

Southwick "Shoreham nicked our Port but we do have the Home of English Bowls"

 

[Guinness Boy]

Plumpton - "just like Trumpton"

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

Crawley "What are ya lookin at? Do ya fackin want some?"
"A little bit of Croydon in the heart of Sussex"
"Welcome to Crawley. Just keep on driving"

 

[Everest]

Southwick "We have a Green & a Square"

 

[Marc]

Shoreham "we used to have 52 pubs at one point, but now its *only* about 20"

 

[Lord Bracknell]

This is Bexhill and you're welcome to it.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Fulking - hell !

 

[perseus]

Lancing: "the working class town: collect your dole cheque here"

Pende: "lots of little piles of rubble: when its finished there is going to be one great big pile"

 

[Yorkie]

Southwick "We have a Green & a Square"

Southwick, where they are green and square

 

[Titanic]

Fulking - hell !

 

[Titanic]

Cocking - please don't snigger!

 

[Brovion]

"This is Lancing - What are you looking at eh? Want some do ya?"

 

[northstandnorth]

Horsham "reassuringly expensive"

billingshurst

we get our water from the arun
downstream from the horsham sewage works

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

"Welcome to West Grinstead. Sorry about East Grinstead"

"Bognor Regis - Fit for a King"

 

[sullyupthewing]

Littlehampton= Home of the Kappa Slapper

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Cocking - please don't snigger!

Certainly not. I just love Cocking in West Sussex.

 

[The Wookiee]

Blackboys - 'We wouldn't get away with that name now! '

 

[teaboy]

Robertsbridge - SENLAC rules OK.

 

[ripper]

Worthing - Where people come to die