Sussex Towns Slogans

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

After reading that Eastbourne's slogan is the amusingly ironic "the good life just got better", does anyone know any other town slogans in Sussex? The superb "Hove, A nice place for nice people" will take some beating i'm sure. Anyone want to try their hand at coming up with a few catchy and memorable slogans for some of our more lesser known towns and villages? Here's a few to get the ball rolling;

Uckfield "At least it's not Crowborough"
Newhaven "Welcome to Britain! It get's better, honest!"
Hailsham "The town that time forgot!"
Lewes "No bombing, running or piddling in the shallow end"
Hastings "Home of the Burberry cap"

 

[Marc]

Mile Oak "We're just a small town in Portslade"
Sompting "We dont actually exist"
Shoreham Beach "Town full of inbreds"

 

[Titanic]

Worthing "shhh, we are having a nap!"

 

[Titanic]

Horsham "reassuringly expensive"

 

[ditchy]

Welcometo falmer ..the home of the Nimby !!

 

[The Wookiee]

Crawley - 'Welcome To Hell'

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Little hampton - "say no more"

 

[Superphil]

This is serious

West Chiltington - A Village with a past - and a Future

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Crawley : Heart of teenage single mother country.

or

Crawley: Britain's souped up Vauxhall Nova capital.

 

[London Calling]

Falmer " A Village full of up our own arses bunch of wankers"
Whitehalk " Best Leave now"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Burgess Hill: We have a McDonalds AND a KFC, but Haywards Heath only has a Starburger.

Another one for Crawley:

Crawley: taking the people even South London doesn't want.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Pease Pottage - "Take a quart of strong broth, the flour of half a pint of pease, and an ox-palate, all boil'd tender,clarified and cut in pieces; season all with a little pepper, mace and salt; when it boils, put in a little spearmint, and sorrel a little chopp'd, four balls of forc'd meat green'd, a little white bread-like dice, toasted on a plate before the fire; then put in four ounces of fresh butter; toss it up".

 

[Meade's Ball]

"Come for Sompting, stay for everyting."

 

[crasher]

Upper Dicker - Please don't laugh.

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

Just remembered Haywards Heath's real slogan;
"The Heart of Mid-Sussex"
To which I always reply;
"Christ sakes, get a doctor!"

 

[fatboy]

but Haywards Heath only has a Starburger.

I've never, in 20 years, seen anyone buy anything in there. I don't think it is a shop-I think the owners just use it as a lounge.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Framfield - "Danger! Hoogstraten at large"

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

We used to have a Starburger in Uckfield, i'm sure it got shut down due to health and safety. Of course that was a few years ago, we've got resturants now and everything. Proper ones were you get someone coming to your table and taking your order. Amazing.

 

[Easy 10]

Fishersgate - "Check out our barmaids, you won't be disappointed"

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Marry in Hastings, Repent at St Leonards.