Suri Cries as Katie Says No to Puppy

[kevo]

Is anyone else heartily sick of being bombarded with celebrity gossip crap everywhere you go? MSN, aol, Virgin, BBC3 - you can't escape it. It really gets on my tits. Why do these organisations assume everyone is interested in this kind of sh*t?

I've just opened my webmail to be confronted by this amazing headline from their "news" (hahaha) feed.

Can somone on here please enlighten me: Who is Suri? Who is Katie? And why should I give a flying ****?

 

[Triggaaar]

I can answer the last of your questions. You shouldn't.

 

[Badger]

Isn't Suri the voice recognition on an iPhone?

Oh wait maybe that's Siri. In that case I'm stumped

 

[albion534]

you dont know who she is?

suri you cant be serious??

 

[Timbo]

I never feel bombarded by non entity celebrities. I never buy a tabloid, don't bother opening anything to do with them on line and just turn over if any of their shit comes on the TV. If only more people did the same they'd soon disappear. All the time you're moaning about them, then they're in the news and making money.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Interesting that Mimi Rogers was sent out by Scientology to hook Tom Cruise and get him into the organisation - Mission Accomplished.

 

[Everest]

Marvellous scenes

Suri Cruise Cries as Katie Holmes Says No to - One News Page VIDEO

 

[Silent Bob]

She better stop crying or she'll get sent back to the scientologists.

 

[Badger]

you dont know who she is?

suri you cant be serious??

I am serious and don't call me Suri.

 

[Badger]

It is hilarious how "[INSERT CELEBRITY] does something normal" is considered headline news.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

It is hilarious how "[INSERT CELEBRITY] does something normal" is considered headline news.

Gets on my nerves when, on the one hand the Daily Mail will have a piece entitled something like "Is Sad [insert female Z lister] Suffering From Eating Disorder? Gaunt Star Shocks Onlookers", matched neatly on the same page by an article about another celebrity suggesting that they look really fat, on the basis that they're probably a UK size eight. Evil newspaper.

 

[Stat Brother]

Gets on my nerves when, on the one hand the Daily Mail will have a piece entitled something like "Is Sad [insert female Z lister] Suffering From Eating Disorder? Gaunt Star Shocks Onlookers", matched neatly on the same page by an article about another celebrity suggesting that they look really fat, on the basis that they're probably a UK size eight. Evil newspaper.

Is that a Daily Mail thing.
Personally I wouldn't know but it is the front cover of EVERY magazine, in front of me, as I go through the till @ Sainos.