Sum Up A TV Show In ONE Sentence

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Nothing To Declare = Fining Asian arrivals a couple of hundred Aussie dollars for attempting to bring a couple of dozen crisp packets of concealed live worms on to the Australian mainland.

 

[Hamilton]

The Graham Norton Show = "Hi, I hear you've got a new book/film/album to plug so let me fawn over how brilliant you are for 10 minutes."

 

[DavidRyder]

Location Location Location - smug couples that wear their best clothes cos they're on TV, get shown around houses that someone of their age shouldn't be rich enough to buy, unless they're city arrogant types, and ponce about pouting for the camera in that cool way where they have their sunglasses trendily on top of their heads, for their 5 mins of fame.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Great British Bake Off - plump ex-baker flirts with young amateur bakers

Pointless - two Oxbridge graduates patronise people

University challenge - one Oxbridge graduate patronises 8 Oxbridge undergraduates

Only Connect - One Oxbridge graduate patronises 6 geeks

 

[papajaff]

Mrs Brown's Boys Heavily debated on NSC numerous times just for people to show their hate for it which is bizarre; don't watch it!

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Pointless Celebrities... "The clue is in the title".

 

[whitelion]

The Graham Norton Show = "Hi, I hear you've got a new book/film/album to plug. Let me fawn over how brilliant you are for 10 minutes."

Tbf that's two...

 

[Hamilton]

Location Location Location - smug couples that wear their best clothes cos they're on TV, get shown around houses that someone of their age shouldn't be rich enough to buy, unless they're city arrogant types, and ponce about pouting for the camera in that cool way where they have their sunglasses trendily on top of their heads, for their 5 mins of fame.

Agree. However, I'd question whether that is in fact a sentence.

 

[BBassic]

Doctor Who - A time travelling alien with two hearts is always a man. Never a woman. Not once.

 

[papajaff]

Tbf that's two...

Ban!!

 

[Hamilton]

Tbf that's two...

I am a dunce. Edited for you. I shall be watching for others now.

 

[whitelion]

I am a dunce. Edited for you. I shall be watching for others now.

Noted.

Eastenders Plucky cockneys spreading misery 24/7.

 

[DavidRyder]

Agree. However, I'd question whether that is in fact a sentence.

I admit it's a comma-heavy sentence, whether that precludes it from the description of 'sentence', and more in favour of 'grammatically questionable rant', I'm not sure.

 

[Normal Rob]

Loose women - women moan.

 

[studio150]

Top of the Pops an early version of Lip Sync Battle UK although stars mime to own songs

 

[DavidRyder]

Gogglebox - and the entertainment value of this show is?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Marriage
Definitely a sentence

There's been enough programmes on the subject of weddings to merit my attempt at humour

 

[DavidRyder]

Marriage
Definitely a sentence

There's been enough programmes on the subject of weddings to merit my attempt at humour

This with bells on (and not wedding bells). Progs about picking dresses, spouses arranging the wedding secretly, bridezillas, to name a few. Then there's the progs about couples in bad marriages (Marriage Bootcamp). I've seen them all, or at least, they have monopolised the TV.

 

[Sompting_Seagull]

TOWIE = bunch of knobs from Essex arguing about each other in front/behind each others backs.

 

[happypig]

Escape to the country - Two ****witts with lots of money are unable to use Rightmove.co.uk