Suicide bomb teacher blows himself and pupils up

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

They say you always remember your favourite teacher from school, but I guess in this case many of his pupils won't...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...or-accidentally-kills-himself-and-pupils.html

Shame.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Allah be praised!

 

[AmexRuislip]

boom boom shake the room

 

[carlzeiss]

 

[RandyWanger]

 

[Guinness Boy]

It's what they all would have wanted

 

[Prettyboyshaw]

Never mind they can enjoy their 40 virgins each or whatever Brucie bonus they get

 

[vegster]

This is terrible news, I hope their course work was good enough to get a good grade as their practical has rather let them down.

 

[ExmouthExile]

At first, I was visualizing a classroom full of children with some psycho teacher blowing them all to bits and I was just going to comment and say what the hell do you all find so funny about this?? Then I went back and read the article .....

 

[Triggaaar]

Never mind they can enjoy their 40 virgins each or whatever Brucie bonus they get

I see there's a lot of laughing in this thread - perhaps you haven't stopped to think that these men will not make it to paradise. Spare a thought for the instructor, who murdered Allah's soldiers. He's going to be in a spot of bother.

PS - Thread title should have the first two words removed.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

 

[Bold Seagull]

Sounds like Chris Morris's Four Lions has come to pass in reality!

 

[Greg Bobkin]

boom boom shake the room

Boom shake shake shake the room, Shirley?

Or, in this case, the surrounding area.

Tick, tick, tick, tick, BOOM!

 

[Pavilionaire]

Sunni Delight!

 

[happypig]

Sunni Delight!

Oh well played sir.

 

[Hamilton]

In the report it says the instructor was "described as an experienced operative" ??

As a suicide bomber, he obviously wasn't that experienced. Until today.

 

[Pavilionaire]

This reminds me of John Thomson in 'The Fast Show' and his character Chip Cobb, the partially-deaf stuntman:

<Student> "Praise Allah The Lord!"
<Chip> "Pull the rip cord? Righto!..."

 

[Bold Seagull]

 

[Brightonfan1983]

Sounds like Chris Morris's Four Lions has come to pass in reality!

WHAT a film!!

 

[portslade seagull]

Good 21 less !