Stupid Bitch

[Napper]

I've had it with the fat bitch at work.
I'm fed up with her constant moaning about weight and announcing to the whole office about her new diet(s) which generally last 4 days.
I've had to listen to her stupid whiny voice this am moaning about how she only has to look at chocolate to put on weight.......and then I see the fat cow delve into a box of roses , followed by a lump of cake the size of a small country.

SHUT THE f*** UP YOU LUMP OF LARD, YOU WANNA LOSE WEIGHT THEN GET OFF YOUR FAT ARSE , DO SOME EXCERCISE AND STOP BUSTING MY BALLS ABOUT IT. OH AND STOP f***ing EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT YOU FAT FAT FAT UNHEALTHY BEACH BALL

JEEZ

 

[rospants]

you obviously fancy her

 

[tinx]

Top Ranting my friend

 

[CHAPPERS]

She sounds about as annoying as the useless COW in my office that does NOTHING, NOTHING but talk all day sometimes about NOTHING and it'll be to ANYONE. For example, the guy just came in to pick up our recycling and she started to talk to him about what bags she should have put stuff in for over FIVE minutes. He was ITCHING to escape. Even when she's not talking you can tell she just sitting there waiting for an opportunity to come up to tell another of her stories to someone that we've all heard COUNTLESS times.

On TOP of THAT she INSISTS we have the window open even on days like THIS when it's TWO degrees outside. f***ing cold blooded SLAG.

 

[captainmorganrum]

She sounds about as annoying as the useless COW in my office that does NOTHING, NOTHING but talk all day sometimes about NOTHING and it'll be to ANYONE. For example, the guy just came in to pick up our recycling and she started to talk to him about what bags she should have put stuff in for over FIVE minutes. He was ITCHING to escape. Even when she's not talking you can tell she just sitting there waiting for an opportunity to come up to tell another of her stories to someone that we've all heard COUNTLESS times.

On TOP of THAT she INSISTS we have the window open even on days like THIS when it's TWO degrees outside. f***ing cold blooded SLAG.

I admire the fact you haven't killed her yet

 

[Fergus96]

FAT RANCID OLD BITCHES

 

[moggy]

I've had it with the fat bitch at work.
I'm fed up with her constant moaning about weight and announcing to the whole office about her new diet(s) which generally last 4 days.
I've had to listen to her stupid whiny voice this am moaning about how she only has to look at chocolate to put on weight.......and then I see the fat cow delve into a box of roses , followed by a lump of cake the size of a small country.

SHUT THE f*** UP YOU LUMP OF LARD, YOU WANNA LOSE WEIGHT THEN GET OFF YOUR FAT ARSE , DO SOME EXCERCISE AND STOP BUSTING MY BALLS ABOUT IT. OH AND STOP f***ing EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT YOU FAT FAT FAT UNHEALTHY BEACH BALL

JEEZ

when the chance arises, do her up the shitter!
you'll feel a whole lot better

 

[chez]

Re: Re: Stupid Bitch

when the chance arises, do her up the shitter!
you'll feel a whole lot better

Is that your solution to everything??

 

[ali jenkins]

Re: Re: Stupid Bitch

when the chance arises, do her up the shitter!
you'll feel a whole lot better

Might even clear the BLOCKAGE!!!

 

[Lammy]

Women moan. Therefore they are.

 

[moggy]

Re: Re: Re: Stupid Bitch

Is that your solution to everything??

a proven and tested method my friend
why fix it if it aint broke.

 

[Napper]

bitch update

very quiet office , and she has just held a 10 minute conversation at abnormally loud levels all about her friend who from what I can gather has just had a baby,

TAKE YOUR PERSONAL LIFE OUTSIDE YOU BITCH , I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR FAT CHOPS MOVING , ESPESCIALLY NOT FOR EATING & ESPECIALLY NOT TO SPOUT YOUR SHIT CONVERSATIONS JUST SO EVERYONE CAN HERE


she's really getting to me today

 

[moggy]

drop an acid tab in the sluts coffee

 

[Stevegull]

We got some lazy twat that spends to much time on NSC when he's in the office and supposed to be working

OI! You lazy tosser do some proper work

thats me

 

[NMH]

bitch update

very quiet office , and she has just held a 10 minute conversation at abnormally loud levels all about her friend who from what I can gather has just had a baby,

TAKE YOUR PERSONAL LIFE OUTSIDE YOU BITCH , I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR FAT CHOPS MOVING , ESPESCIALLY NOT FOR EATING & ESPECIALLY NOT TO SPOUT YOUR SHIT CONVERSATIONS JUST SO EVERYONE CAN HERE


she's really getting to me today

Ahem - have you actually told HER what you think, or is this just an NSC bitching you are indulging in?

boitch boitch boitch

 

[crodonilson]

Why don't you tell her then rather than telling us about it on here??

 

[CHAPPERS]

Coz she sounds like the type of twattwattwattwat that would get you sacked for telling her to lower her voice or something.

 

[Napper]

no way telling her , its the bullshit that is office politics . It aint a building site and if I was to let rip at her I would be given my p45 withing minutes. Best post it here. Kind of helps.

 

[Questions]

no way telling her , its the bullshit that is office politics . It aint a building site and if I was to let rip at her I would be given my p45 withing minutes. Best post it here. Kind of helps.

I work on building sites and there are politics there too.
You never ever tell 18 stone brickies that they are fat and eat too much.

 

[NMH]

no way telling her , its the bullshit that is office politics . It aint a building site and if I was to let rip at her I would be given my p45 withing minutes. Best post it here. Kind of helps.

You 'could' say it cryptically. For example;-
"hey, if I was a huge fat lump of molten LARD, I might consider cutting down on the doughnuts"

or;
"I don't know if you are aware, but there is an excellent diet cake available with only 2,000 calories a slice. You could demolish the WHOLE CAKE and probably only put on about 3 pounds!"

or;
"I LOOVE hearing about how your diet is going every day, please keep giving me updates so that I never actually have to play 'guess your weight', or wonder when the next eclipse is due"

or;
"if you got a shoeshine, would you just take their word for it?"

or;
"Does your arse have it's own postal code?"

"do you use a boomerang to tie your belt?"

"if you had to haul ass, would you do it in two trips?"