Stuff you DON'T want to see at FALMER

[Silent Bob]

Goal music

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

bears being released at half time and eating all our fans

 

[Marty McFly]

No music before the match (except GOSBTS for the players to run out to) and likewise at half time.

Goal music

You can see music? I'm impressed.

 

[surrey jim]

Norman Baker in a field looking at a rare butterfly just as construction is about to start

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

The **** that lives next door to me,allways in a Man U shirt,
"You'll never get your ground"to the tune of Blue moon.
If I see that wanker there,I'll sow his arsehole up,I swear I will.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Someone shooting a pussy cat.

 

[Man of Harveys]

You can see music? I'm impressed.

I can sometimes SMELL it

 

[Marty McFly]

I can sometimes SMELL it

Wow. Does each song have a different smell?

 

[Scotty Mac]

a half time re-creation of the american civil war with real weaponery

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

"Vanilla Ice- an audience with"

 

[Scotty Mac]

Wow. Does each song have a different smell?

it sounds almost as unbelievable as an edible saucepan - which tasted distnictly of metal when i tried it, although admitedly it hadnt been cooked

 

[Marty McFly]

it sounds almost as unbelievable as an edible saucepan - which tasted distnictly of metal when i tried it, although admitedly it hadnt been cooked

There are some wacky things out there.

Cook the saucepan next time, I'm sure it will be 1000 times more edible

 

[JJ McClure]

Robert Mugabe eating a liquorish whip.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Norman Baker
Anne DeVecchi
David Bellotti
Bill Archer

 

[CHAPPERS]

Someone cutting their on face off and eating it.

 

[Scotty Mac]

There are some wacky things out there.

Cook the saucepan next time, I'm sure it will be 1000 times more edible

i hope so

i am still awaiting a full report on what the microwavable egg poacher is like - i will of course inform you first hand when i do find out

 

[Man of Harveys]

Wow. Does each song have a different smell?

Yes, some more than others, like While My Guitar Gently Stinks by the Beatles, anything released by (Ole)factory Records or Morrissey and Johnny Marr's old group, the Sniffs.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Nude pictures of the taxman.

 

[perth seagull]

An athletics track.

 

[Parson Henry]

No way! I like it .

No way..not at half time..only when they come out at the start...you KNOW it makes sense.