Strangest thing you`ve ever seen done

[csider]

WRONG, VERY WRONG!!!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I've seen a flying pig in a quite convincing wig
But I've never met a nice South African.

 

[csider]

I've seen a flying pig in a quite convincing wig
But I've never met a nice South African.

Well thats not very suprising mate,
Cos their a bunch of arrogrant bastards,
Who hate white people!!

 

[bristolseagull]

Masturbating on to a cream cracker is a game played by squaddies called sticky biscuit. Get a group of squaddies around a table all doing this. Last one to ejaculate gets to eat the biscuit.
Aren't our armed forces wonderful.

its called soggy biscuit, and is a right laugh, especially when you lose..........

 

[shingle]

A Taxi Driver who came to pick me up to go to the airport said he was desperate for the loo and in broad daylight went and pissed in my back garden. I was speechless

 

[The Large One]

Thank god i joined the Army...

...where you indulge in a game of 'freckle'.

 

[shingle]

Whilst rushing to catch an early morning train from New Delhi railway station There was a an old guy coming out totally naked and carrying just a briefcase. He was striding out out like he was on his way to work.

Nobody batted an eyelid

 

[John Bumlick]

are we allowed to pass on second hand stories?

a friend of mine had just returned to his car in the parking lot at Home Depot. he noticed that a large black woman was crouching down next to a car parked near to his and, thinking it was a little suspicious, he took a closer look. he was then greeted by the sight of the aforementioned woman with her pants around her ankles taking a massive dump.