Strangest thing you`ve ever seen done

[H block]

My mate Dave who was in the Parachute regiment once mastabated onto a Jacobs cream cracker.

 

[Simster]

Your mate "Dave", you say...

 

[Zed Seagull]

You actually saw him do that?!!!!

Personally i'd have probably turned away.

 

[Trufflehound]

Well ah've a horse fly...

 

[Gazwag]

Well ah've a horse fly...

I've seen a dragon fly

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

My mate Dave who was in the Parachute regiment once mastabated onto a Jacobs cream cracker.

why were you watching him mastabate??

 

[csider]

You actually saw him do that?!!!!

Personally i'd have probably turned away.

I would have turned away walked out the room and never spoken to the **** again!! How do you even get to the state of arousal over a biscuit,....sounds all a bit GAY/BOARDING SCHOOL/RUGBY to me!!

 

[terrymendez]

Tried to give communion to a full congregation dressed as the pope in Brugge cathedral on Rugby tour once. I would have got away with it but i was wearing trainers and sunglasses and stunk of booze.

The Gendarmerie were not impressed nor was my mother.

 

[Badger]

My mate Dave who was in the Parachute regiment once mastabated onto a Jacobs cream cracker.

Please tell me he didn't then go on to eat said cream cracker

 

[csider]

Tried to give communion to a full congregation dressed as the pope in Brugge cathedral on Rugby tour once. I would have got away with it but i was wearing trainers and sunglasses and stunk of booze.

The Gendarmerie were not impressed nor was my mother.

Beat that!!!

 

[terrymendez]

ahhh mis read.

I saw my mate being noshed off by the England womens rugby captain in the lift of a posh hotel in Toulouse once.

The doors opened, myself and other guests gasped in shock to which he replied with a grin.... "going down?" the doors closed and no one got in.

 

[Simster]

ahhh mis read.

I saw my mate being noshed off by the England womens rugby captain in the lift of a posh hotel in Toulouse once.

The doors opened, myself and other guests gasped in shock to which he replied with a grin.... "going down?" the doors closed and no one got in.

pics?

 

[csider]

Sure can muster up some more but for now -

A friend of mine over took me on his motorbike (I was driving) and he took the corner incorrectly and came off with Pizza flying everywhere, (pizza delivery boy)...........As he went to stand up his shin was snapped in the middle and he crupled and fell over, puts Eduardo to shame!!.......Still, got 2 family sized pizzas for free.!!

 

[m.c.hamster]

Sticky Biscuit

Masturbating on to a cream cracker is a game played by squaddies called sticky biscuit. Get a group of squaddies around a table all doing this. Last one to ejaculate gets to eat the biscuit.
Aren't our armed forces wonderful.

 

[Wilko]

Masturbating on to a cream cracker is a game played by squaddies called sticky biscuit. Get a group of squaddies around a table all doing this. Last one to ejaculate gets to eat the biscuit.
Aren't our armed forces wonderful.

Surely you mean HAS to eat the biscuit rather than GETS to eat the biscuit

 

[SNOOBS]

Masturbating on to a cream cracker is a game played by squaddies called sticky biscuit. Get a group of squaddies around a table all doing this. Last one to ejaculate gets to eat the biscuit.
Aren't our armed forces wonderful.

I've heard they have to eat ALL of the biscuits

 

[Razi]

I'm amazed that the normally perverted masses of NSC have never heard of Soggy Biscuit before. It's not just the army who play it.. it's been going for years, all over the world.

Soggy biscuit - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Questions]

Masturbating on to a cream cracker is a game played by squaddies called sticky biscuit. Get a group of squaddies around a table all doing this. Last one to ejaculate gets to eat the biscuit.
Aren't our armed forces wonderful.

Must taste better than Philidelphia light.................. surely.

 

[csider]

I'm amazed that the normally perverted masses of NSC have never heard of Soggy Biscuit before. It's not just the army who play it.. it's been going for years, all over the world.

Soggy biscuit - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Always thought it was a playground myth!!

 

[steward 433]

Always thought it was a playground myth!!

Nope still played by certain Naval members of the British forces





























Thank god i joined the Army