When I was a student I raided someone's halls kitchen for food and then went home. I didnt quite make it home, and woke up in someones front garden under a bush with, amongst other things, a defrosted piece of battered cod in my coat pocket.
I must say I do regret pinching food from a fellow student though.
The residents bar in the Black Lion Patcham (before it was taken over by Harvester) during one of CPJ's lock in's, woke up at 4am covered in make up!
Lords twice eek
Against a shop window in the Magaluf main strip, awoken by a Civil Guard's truncheon prodding me
In a garden belonging to a girl who lured me into paying for her taxi home with the false promise of sex - awoken by her dad throwing shoes at me from the window.
In Buddies' toilet with my head resting against the cubicle wall.
A good friend of mine fell asleep at a table in the Hammersmith Palais during a show, he was a little bit pissed, but the band were mega loud, never worked out how he managed it.