Strange things you've found in your bin...

[Bold Seagull]

I can't believe it, but tonight I put our rubbish out and there is another bag in the bin that I know is not ours. Anyway, I lift it out and there is a friggin' dead dog bagged up in our bin! WTF!!??

Not sure whether to report it to the police, or the RSPCA!?

 

[big hilda]

Ahem, Ernest's territory I believe?

 

[Guinness Boy]

I can't believe it, but tonight I put our rubbish out and there is another bag in the bin that I know is not ours. Anyway, I lift it out and there is a friggin' dead dog bagged up in our bin! WTF!!??

Not sure whether to report it to the police, or the RSPCA!?

You're quite lucky. Just put mine out and there's a blue tit that died of old age, a shot seagull, several stuffed squirrels and a dog that's been turned in to a footstool on wheels in mine, none of which were there this morning. I was only going to empty the wife's tampons.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

You're quite lucky. Just put mine out and there's a blue tit that died of old age, a shot seagull, several stuffed squirrels and a dog that's been turned in to a footstool on wheels in mine, none of which were there this morning. I was only going to empty the wife's tampons.

That is quite good...like it...

 

[Sompting_Seagull]

Well played sirs.

You could just luzz it at the front door of that neighbour of yours three doors along

 

[Winker]

I've just found the remains of an inbred Danish giraffe in my bin, I was wondering what had happened to that!

 

[Hamilton]

I can't believe it, but tonight I put our rubbish out and there is another bag in the bin that I know is not ours. Anyway, I lift it out and there is a friggin' dead dog bagged up in our bin! WTF!!??

Not sure whether to report it to the police, or the RSPCA!?

Stuff it. Turn it into a foot stool. I can point you in the direction of some NSC experts that can help.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

A dog

 

[Grombleton]

Looked in mine. Oscar The ****ing Grouch. He's not paid a penny of rent.

 

[MarioOrlandi]

Someone had to, NSC can be 'kin brilliant at times

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I've just found the remains of an inbred Danish giraffe in my bin, I was wondering what had happened to that!

Surprised you could close the lid.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Surprised you could close the lid.

"My friend" had sawn the legs off so it would fit.