Strange Things We Did When We Were Kids

[red star portslade]

I couldn't watch the television unless I was watching it upside down with my legs over the back of the chair/sofa.

 

[Baldseagull]

I couldn't watch the television unless I was watching it upside down with my legs over the back of the chair/sofa.

Weird threads we started when we were pissed?

 

[red star portslade]

Weird threads we started when we were pissed?

No mate! 12 hour night shift. Strange thoughts go through your head while working alone for that amount of time.

 

[Mowgli37]

At primary school I was one of the boys in charge of the 'Insect Colosseum'. This was situated in a small dip in some dry, bare earth where we would pit red ants versus black ants. There were some brutal fights I can tell you...

 

[ExmouthExile]

My sister used to pull her eyelids out and then run around shouting "Titty"!

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

nicked a load of stamp hinges by putting my hand through the letter box of the newsagents in Coombe Rd, I didn't collect stamps, but it's all I could reach, I used to go to Moulsecoombe School, I suppose I had to nick something

 

[gravnast]

Burn ants with a magnifying glass in the sun

 

[Westdene Seagull]

My brother used to eat the dogs biscuits. I used to ensure the dog had licked them

 

[Return of the Rev]

Pulled out the plug from the electric iron then slapped my palm on the iron while shouting look mum! THE GENIUS THING WAS ALWAYS WITH ME

Pushed someone off the sea wall at Seaford when there was a bit of a drop! 1964 sorry gary

When my brother came back from the pub with his mate i opened the front door and kick his mate in the balls sorry mick

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

When I had a Barrett's sherbert: first I'd eat the licorice stick, then the sherbert and finally the cardboard tube they came in - waste not want not! The 21st century version in the plastic tube just doesn't do it for me!

 

[The Stout Yeoman]

Myself and my mate Herbie - used to chime out "Jock straps Rubber Johnny's" whenever we saw the same particularly pretty girl walking to her rival school in the morning's ... I wonder what became of her ...hope she wasn't too traumatised .....

 

[Norman Potting]

Myself and my mate Herbie - used to chime out "Jock straps Rubber Johnny's" whenever we saw the same particularly pretty girl walking to her rival school in the morning's ... I wonder what became of her ...hope she wasn't too traumatised .....

If I had been drinking tea I would have spat it out all over the keyboard at that!

A chap I used to walk to primary school with used to be very daring and utter, "you're bare woman bare" in a quiet voice so he could just about be heard whenever walking past a laydee on the way to school.

 

[catfish]

I was at school with a boy who used to collect slugs from his garden and eat them.

 

[Questions]

We used to send our slightly naive friend into the sweet shop to ask for a quarter of intercourse and a packet of strawberry tampax.

 

[jamie (not that one)]

Burn ants with a magnifying glass in the sun

What is this 'sun' that you speak of?

 

[jamie (not that one)]

I used to draw stuff upside down. Not sure when it stopped but I would draw it upside down and it would turn out fine. Doubt I could do it now.

 

[Questions]

My mate Dave used to draw small pictures of masturbating firemen on the front of people's school books. He actually got an O level in art and was quite talented.

 

[T soprano]

I used to wear my sisters clothes

 

[sod1]

Pulled out the plug from the electric iron then slapped my palm on the iron while shouting look mum! THE GENIUS THING WAS ALWAYS WITH ME

Pushed someone off the sea wall at Seaford when there was a bit of a drop! 1964 sorry gary

When my brother came back from the pub with his mate i opened the front door and kick his mate in the balls sorry mick

nothing surprises me with you !

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

In chemistry lessons we used to regurgitate food into test tubes and line them up on the test tube rack. No idea why and slightly strange in retrospect.