[Albion] Strange things people do at the Amex

[Green Cross Code Man]

My brother came back from the gents at half time yesterday and said a chap had gone in with 2 full pints. The place was heaving and there's pretty much standing room only. It took a moment to dawn on me the conundrum at hand, how on earth did the gentleman manage to have a pee whilst holding onto his beers? If you are that bloke, please enlighten me as it's annoyed the heck out of me since wondering how you may have achieved the impossible.

 

[Springal]

Held one in his mouth and one in his hand ?

Must admit seeing anyone going in the bogs with a nearly full pint does turn my stomach a bit.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Recycling at its finest!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

My brother came back from the gents at half time yesterday and said a chap had gone in with 2 full pints. The place was heaving and there's pretty much standing room only. It took a moment to dawn on me the conundrum at hand, how on earth did the gentleman manage to have a pee whilst holding onto his beers? If you are that bloke, please enlighten me as it's annoyed the heck out of me since wondering how you may have achieved the impossible.

Perhaps he was going in for a piss with the two he did earlier?

 

[lawros left foot]

I saw 2 blokes coming out of the same toilet cubicle, I think they may have had heavy colds, they were sniffling a bit.

I suppose that’s what you get if you share a loo.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Must admit seeing anyone going in the bogs with a nearly full pint does turn my stomach a bit.

Indeed, I've seen it a few times and I think it's pretty disgusting.

 

[dazzer6666]

Someone gave him a hand ?

 

[portlock seagull]

People talking on their phones at urinals. Have a word with yourself, rather than others please chaps.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Someone gave him a hand ?

If so pretty weird still. If he's gone in with a mate, they'd have already only had one beer each. It's odd to ask a stranger in an extremely crowded toilet to hold your beer lol!

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

People talking on their phones at urinals. Have a word with yourself, rather than others please chaps.

Yes, stop that, please! It's disconcerting standing pissing whilst another is waving a phone about!

 

[portlock seagull]

Yes, stop that, please! It's disconcerting standing pissing whilst another is waving a phone about!

And anything else they’re waving too…

 

[dazzer6666]

If so pretty weird still. If he's gone in with a mate, they'd have already only had one beer each. It's odd to ask a stranger in an extremely crowded toilet to hold your beer lol!

Maybe they weren’t holding his beer

 

[Gabbafella]

I always see blokes holding a beer while having a piss, it's disgusting, but yesterday was something else entirely. The bloke next to me tried to balance his pint on top of the urinal but it wouldn't stay there, so he stood it IN the urinal while pissing next to it. There's disgusting and then there is whatever this scummy tramp is.
The amount of blokes leaving without washing their hands is also pretty grim.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

I always see blokes holding a beer while having a piss, it's disgusting, but yesterday was something else entirely. The bloke next to me tried to balance his pint on top of the urinal but it wouldn't stay there, so he stood it IN the urinal while pissing next to it. There's disgusting and then there is whatever this scummy tramp is.
The amount of blokes leaving without washing their hands is also pretty grim.

I cannot believe the lengths some will go to just to have a beer, I mean, it's commendable if it means that they don't miss the second half, but one has to draw the line somewhere!

 

[BBassic]

The amount of blokes leaving without washing their hands is also pretty grim.

I had an argument with a mate once who never washed his hands after having a slash. His argument was that, once he'd had his shower in the morning, his todger was securely tucked away inside his pants more or less as clean as it was when he got out of the shower; whereas his hands would have touched all sorts of things during the day and if anything he should wash his hands before going to the toilet lest he sully his pristine member.

My counter-point was this: bollocks, wash your hands you filthy shit.

 

[Muzzman]

Held one in his mouth and one in his hand ?

Must admit seeing anyone going in the bogs with a nearly full pint does turn my stomach a bit.

I think seeing someone leave the toilet with two full pints is worse, considering the piss that gets served…

 

[A1X]

Taking food or drink into a toilet just seems weird to me, like surely it’s easier and more hygienic to do it the other way round?

 

[AmexRuislip]

I'm surprised PB hasn't had spittoons installed to the Amex gents, given the amount of regurgitating sounds one hears

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I always see blokes holding a beer while having a piss, it's disgusting, but yesterday was something else entirely. The bloke next to me tried to balance his pint on top of the urinal but it wouldn't stay there, so he stood it IN the urinal while pissing next to it. There's disgusting and then there is whatever this scummy tramp is.
The amount of blokes leaving without washing their hands is also pretty grim.

Not condoning it, but yer typical NS men's bogs has, dunno, maybe about 30 or 40 urinals and exactly 3 sinks and 3 hand dryers

 

[TomandJerry]

People leaving on the 80th minute mark, does that count?