[Football] Straight red cards - 2023/2024 season

[jcdenton08]

Let’s start with this cracker at Gresty Road, as mad lad Calum MacDonald makes this “tackle” on his Crewe counterpart (1:18).



Just one more this week, as Notts County keeper Aidan Stone is sent off for a professional foul early doors, on the way to a 5-1 drubbing against Sutton United. Bonus points to the absolute shitehouse behaviour of Sutton’s number 9, Harry Smith, who brings the joy of the playground to the VBS Community Stadium. VBS presumably standing for “Very Blatant Shithousing”.

From 0:34:

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Oooh, this has the potential to be a fun thread as the season progresses. I approve.

 

[Motogull]

Oooh, this has the potential to be a fun thread as the season progresses. I approve.

It has indeed. And what a cracking start in that first vid.

 

[Sheebo]

Let’s start with this cracker at Gresty Road, as mad lad Calum MacDonald makes this “tackle” on his Crewe counterpart (1:18).



Just one more this week, as Notts County keeper Aidan Stone is sent off for a professional foul early doors, on the way to a 5-1 drubbing against Sutton United. Bonus points to the absolute shitehouse behaviour of Sutton’s number 9, Harry Smith, who brings the joy of the playground to the VBS Community Stadium. VBS presumably standing for “Very Blatant Shithousing”.

From 0:34:

Could argue neither were blatant (need more angles esp first one) but that aside - is that non other than John Bostock the next great big massive thing coming out of South Landan playing for Notts County? Surely it’s his brother?

 

[The Fits]

This is going to be a GREAT thread

 

[Van Cleef]

Let’s start with this cracker at Gresty Road, as mad lad Calum MacDonald makes this “tackle” on his Crewe counterpart (1:18).



Just one more this week, as Notts County keeper Aidan Stone is sent off for a professional foul early doors, on the way to a 5-1 drubbing against Sutton United. Bonus points to the absolute shitehouse behaviour of Sutton’s number 9, Harry Smith, who brings the joy of the playground to the VBS Community Stadium. VBS presumably standing for “Very Blatant Shithousing”.

From 0:34:

That is top level shithousing. He's laid down an early marker for the Shithouse of the Year award. I'm doubtful anyone will beat that to be honest.

 

[WATFORD zero]

This is exactly why geeks invented Youtube

 

[BNthree]

Great thread!

 

[Weststander]

WTF was Calum MacDonald playing at, no genuine attempt to play the ball? Dickhead.

 

[Bozza]

That is top level shithousing. He's laid down an early marker for the Shithouse of the Year award. I'm doubtful anyone will beat that to be honest.

Truly outstanding work.

As he approached, doing the double-handed wave, I thought it was an indication that he thought the ref had got it wrong.

But it soon became clear that wasn't the case. He made sure the goalie knew he was waving him a cheery goodbye...

...before finishing off with the classic "on your bike, son" thumbs gesture...

 

[GT49er]

WTF was Calum MacDonald playing at, no genuine attempt to play the ball? Dickhead.

Did you see JPvH's one soon after he joined Blackburn?!

 

[Van Cleef]

Truly outstanding work.

As he approached, doing the double-handed wave, I thought it was an indication that he thought the ref had got it wrong.

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But it soon became clear that wasn't the case. He made sure the goalie knew he was waving him a cheery goodbye...

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...before finishing off with the classic "on your bike, son" thumbs gesture...

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I don't want to derail this brilliant thread, but I couldn't resist posting this reminder of a past winner.

 

[jcdenton08]

Did you see JPvH's one soon after he joined Blackburn?!

'That is reckless'. Red card starts Blackburn collapse

Blackburn's Jan Paul van Hecke was sent off for a high foot against Fulham - and his team ended up losing the game 7-0.

www.skysports.com

“Got there as quick as I could, ref”.

 

[WATFORD zero]

'That is reckless'. Red card starts Blackburn collapse

Blackburn's Jan Paul van Hecke was sent off for a high foot against Fulham - and his team ended up losing the game 7-0.

www.skysports.com

“Got there as quick as I could, ref”.

I do wonder if, when he first arrived, Lewis said 'Now this is the way to get a Red Card and this is the way to score an Own Goal which is what will happen if you're a quality CB".

So off you go and give it your best effort.

Taught by the very best

 

[Motogull]

Nice. 1 min 37.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Fantastic thread, well done @jcdenton08

 

[Eggman]

Truly outstanding work.

As he approached, doing the double-handed wave, I thought it was an indication that he thought the ref had got it wrong.

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But it soon became clear that wasn't the case. He made sure the goalie knew he was waving him a cheery goodbye...

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...before finishing off with the classic "on your bike, son" thumbs gesture...

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Is that John Bostock? Former Palace academy Mega Star?

 

[Daddies_Sauce]

Only the 3rd thread on my 'Watch' list, looking forward to how the season progresses

 

[Commander]

Nice. 1 min 37.

Jesus Christ, that one is horrendous!

 

[Is it PotG?]

Nice. 1 min 37.

Football had gone soft, I mean fair challenge, clearly went for the ball!